Tuesday, October 9, 2012 // Woot
So you were just sitting there thinking to yourself, Jeez, I can’t believe I wasn’t able to snag one of those 3D Televisions Woot sold the other day! Well, have we got sort of relevant news for you! We’ve got an even better deal on a refurbished LG 47″ 1080p LED HDTV today! How ’bout […]
Tuesday, October 2, 2012 // Woot
Look, we’re not saying 3D is always used correctly in the movies of today. But we are saying 3D is flat-out cool. Just because some directors waste it on lame ideas doesn’t mean the technology is at fault! Was it Darth Vader’s fault his childhood was lousy? No! Was it Britt Reid’s fault that Seth […]
Monday, September 24, 2012 // Woot
Thank you, Archibald, for that very interesting interpretation of the text. Now we’ll move on to our Vision-Sharing Session. But first, if I may clarify something: when we say we want to hear about your Telle Visions, we’re asking for you to recount any visions you’ve had of Telle – the all powerful, crablike being […]
Wednesday, September 19, 2012 // Woot
Specifications: Class: 47″ Viewable: 46.96″ Backlight Type: 3D CCFL Resolution: 1920 x 1080 Signal Compatibility: 1080p, 1080i, 720p, 480p, 480i Colors: 16.7 Million Computer Support: 1920 x 1080, 1024 x 768, 800 x 600, 640 x 480 via RGB/HDMI Dynamic Contrast Ratio: 200,000?1 Brightness: 420 nits Response Time: 8ms Wi-Fi: 802.11n Viewable Angle: 178? / […]
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 // Woot
Let’s get down to brass tacks: What’s the difference between an LCD TV and an LED TV? Both of these Samsung 46″ TVs have 1080p HD resolution, Wide Color Enhancer Plus, and a host of other features. So what sets them apart? Well, there’s both the technical differences between the two TVs, and the musical […]
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 // Woot
There’s a lot of reasons someone might want to turn off the television. Maybe it’s in tribute, maybe it’s in anger, maybe it’s a boycott, or maybe it’s an expression of joy. Only one thing we can be sure of: you can’t turn off the television if you don’t already have a television. A LG […]
Wednesday, September 5, 2012 // Woot
Alright, attention! Attention, everyone! Listen, thank you all for coming. On behalf of myself and the Johnson family, I can’t tell you what having so many people here to help with this search party means to us. I know we’re all anxious to get out there and end this nightmare, so let’s get started. Now […]
Monday, September 3, 2012 // Woot
Television Shopping is tough. There are all sorts of specs and measurements and stuff to keep track of. That’s why we decided it’s time to put together some instructions on how to buy one. Take a look! Today’s lesson: The ” Mark When shopping for a television, you want to make sure the ” is […]
Thursday, August 30, 2012 // Woot
“What’s up guys?” “Watchin’ the game.” “This looks like it’s from the ’70s.” “It is. It’s Doc Ellis’s famous no-hitter.” “The one he pitched while he was bombed out of his mind on LSD?” “One and the same. Greg found a copy. We’re watching it on my refurbished Haier 32″ LCD HD TV.” “Uh, okay. […]
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 // Woot
He’s told you nothing about the year he comes from or the years between. In fact, the only thing you’ve been able to figure out for sure about your future since he showed up in a blast of white light, naked on your kitchen floor, is that at some point you become a real jerk. […]
