Sunday, March 17, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to listen to the pre-recorded sounds of you working out while you work out for that authentic working-out aural experience. Don’t use this: if you cherish the feeling of a tangled earbud cord. A real Amazon review of this product states that: “I don’t usually bother writing reviews because…well, I don’t really care […]
Thursday, March 7, 2013 // Woot
You guys just don’t understand how much pressure I’m under. You tell one good joke at the office party, and all of a sudden you’re the funny guy. Everyone’s all, “Oh, you need a snappy comeback? Ask Chad.” Or “Want to add some witty banter to that presentation? Chad’s your man.” But no, I’m not. […]
Sunday, February 24, 2013 // Woot
When Vincentto said that he’d stolen the Roslyn Diamond, everyone knew where he hid it: in his ear. The problem was how were you supposed to get in there? People are protective of those things. You can’t just go touching a man’s ears without him starting to wonder, “Is this guy going for my diamond?” […]
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 // Woot
Design: On-ear, Dynamic Moving Coil 40mm Speaker Driver: 40mm Drive Components: Full Range KG 150 Features: Mic + 3-button remote Finish: Black/Chrome Frequency Response: 16Hz – 23kHz Input Connections: 3.5mm Input Impedance: 32 ohms Sensitivity: 110dB Weight: 4.88 oz In the box: Klipsch Image ONE Premium Stereo Headphones with Mic and 3-Button Apple Control Woot
Friday, February 15, 2013 // Woot
Look, we’re human, okay? Sometimes we run out ideas. That’s why, from time-to-time, we’ll farm out the product writeup to an MFA student. Hey, if it worked for James Frey, it can work for us, right? Today’s writeup for these Klipsch M40 Noise Canceling Headphones comes from Tobin McCamry, who’s currently working on an MFA in fiction […]
Monday, January 28, 2013 // Woot
Use these: because your ears deserve to know the embrace of a lover. Don’t use these: if you’re trying to run NYC. As in, become the mayor. Don’t listen to music. Listen to the people, man! When irradiated, this product will bite you, giving you the power of: teeth that change from white to blue […]
Wednesday, January 23, 2013 // Woot
Bluetooth: Bluetooth Version: Bluetooth Specification V2.1 + EDR Profile: Hands-free Profile (HFP) 1.5, Headset Profile (HSP) 1.1, Advanced Audio Distribution Profile (A2DP) 1.2, and Audio Video Remote Control Profile (AVRCP) 1.0 Operating Range: 30 feet Standby time: At least 100 Hours Talk time: <10 Hours Music Playing Time: <12 Hours Charging Time: 4 Hours Charging […]
Tuesday, January 15, 2013 // Woot
There was a time when people called me Beanie for my exhaustive dried bean collection. Then this silly hat came along and took all that away from me. It’s true. People would come from miles around to see my red beans, my pinto beans, my black beans, my Mexican jumping beans, my garbanzo beans, all […]
Monday, January 7, 2013 // Woot
So you told yourself you’d stick to your exercise regime in 2013, and, to put it bluntly, you haven’t. Don’t beat yourself up! How could you possibly have been expected to work out without the perfect Bluetooth sport headphones? That’s right, the only thing that’s been holding back your UNTAMABLE FLOOD OF EXERCISE MOTIVATION was […]
Sunday, December 30, 2012 // Woot
Derrick had his Motorola Bluetooth Headphones in, so instead of hearing Karen whisper, “I love you, Derrick,” as he waled by, he heard the guitar solo of his favorite song, “Warp Speed,” by his favorite band, The Telekinetic Monks. The rich, high definition audio also drowned out Todd, Karen’s boyfriend, saying, “What did you just […]
