Saturday, December 22, 2012 // Woot
We all know why you listen to music at the gym. It’s not to get pumped up for your lifts. It’s not to kill time during cardio. It’s to drown out the incessant grunting, self-congratulation, and thinly-veiled come-ons emanating from the other members of your gym. For this purpose, you really can’t beat the Motorola […]
Saturday, December 22, 2012 // Woot
Use this: because it doesn’t matter if it’s just 20 degrees out; that new Kesha track isn’t going to listen to itself. Don’t use this: if the idea of a hat singing to you is too much for you to handle. In the wrong hands, this could: do very little harm. Because it’s not made […]
Monday, December 17, 2012 // Woot
Hmmmm. Should I eat this doughnut? “No! Don’t do it!” Who was that? “It’s the pre-recorded message you put on your iPhone, to listen to on your Klipsch Image ONE headphones.” So whatever it is you’re about to do, don’t do it. “But how do you know what it is? I pre-recorded you.” Because you […]
Tuesday, December 11, 2012 // Woot
High Power Output: 2000 mW Frequency response: 16Hz – 20kHz Lightweight for long-term wear: 0.65 lbs In the box: Gemini DJX-07 Professional DJ Headphones Woot
Monday, December 3, 2012 // Woot
And that’s before we even get to the Sound Disk adjustable speakers. Don’t let the white cord fool you: there’s nary an earbud at the end of them. No, the speakers fit right into a pocket in the hat, and lay against your ears for high-performance, earwax-free rocking out. Just make sure you take them […]
Tuesday, October 23, 2012 // Woot
That’s the mantra in Seattle, where our corporate overlords have a Venn Diagram, pie chart, flow chart, and process outline for pretty much everything you do. Which at first was kind of a bummer, because they’d be all, “Why exactly do you want to hire a bunch of people to go streaking around the Space […]
Saturday, October 20, 2012 // Woot
We’re not exactly sure what it means, but we heard some teenagers talking about the “filthy” “bass drops” of their preferred musical stylings. Well, if its filth you’re looking for, you couldn’t find greater putrescence than these Klipsch in-ear headphones. If it’s gag-inducing filth you’re after, these deliver. The moving-coil driving speaker delivers rich sound, […]
Friday, September 21, 2012 // Woot
Are you a castaway on a desert island? Has it been months or even years since you’ve been a part of civilized society? Is the only thing wilder than your beard your psyche? Well then, do we have the product for you: these Klipsch In-Ear Noise-Isolating Headphones! FINALLY, SOUND AS ISOLATED AS YOU ARE! Now, […]
Thursday, August 30, 2012 // Woot
What’s the hot new trend in music? Norse royalty! That’s why these refurbished Motorola Bluetooth Headphones will translate all your favorite songs, podcasts, and YouTube videos into old Danish. Just imagine how great that Gotye tune will sound as uttered by the man who raised the Jelling stones! Close your eyes and listen to Nerdist […]
Sunday, August 19, 2012 // Woot
Classic dilemma: You want to listen to music as you walk to dinner but the restaurant you’re going to has a strict, “no ears, no service” policy. So, if you trying walking in wearing any old headphones, the hostess will think you’re trying to imply ears where there are none and turn you away. So […]
