Tuesday, November 13, 2012 // Woot
“Have you heard?” blared the TV into the empty room. “Shirt.Woot’s opened up a plethora of past designs for sale! Hurry yourself on over and-“ “Ugh,” Sylvia said as she picked up the remote and turned off the TV. “There is NOTHING good on during the day.” Seeing as how she was in hiding and […]
Sunday, November 11, 2012 // Woot
Pamela looked down at the tomato on the counter that she had absolutely obliterated with her dull chef’s knife. It was all smashed on one side, and the seeds and juice had squirted out. Maybe it was her mood or her overwhelming feeling of guilt, but she thought it looked like a homicide scene where […]
Saturday, November 3, 2012 // Woot
OHMYGODAREYOUSERIOUS you don’t have a Kuhn Rikon avocado masher I mean I’m sorry but that’s just nuts I mean how do you mash your avocados with a fork or something HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that’s crazy you’ve got to get this masher RIGHT NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sorry I just had a daydream where my life was the same as […]
Saturday, October 27, 2012 // Woot
The guys making this Cold Steel Folding Knife really missed an opportunity, if you ask me. No one wants Cold Steel! Cold steel sounds so, well, cold. What about warm steel? Warm, inviting, friendly. It’s like a knife you can hug! Well, I mean, not too closely or anything. It’s still a knife after all. […]
Monday, October 22, 2012 // Woot
“Kinda exclusive!” said the professor. “This Smith’s Electric Knife Sharpener is kinda exclusive!” Scarlett looked up from her amusing YouTube video. “Do I have your attention?” called the professor. “That’s because of simple economic psychology. If you can have something no one else can have, you’re interested.” Scarlett shifted position a little, so she could […]
Sunday, October 21, 2012 // Woot
Rod sat straight up in bed. This was the second night in a row he had been awakened by the distinctive sound of his high carbon stainless steel Ginsu knives scraping against their sharpener. Last night when he went to the kitchen to investigate, he found all of the 10-piece set in the block where […]
Saturday, October 20, 2012 // Woot
“You are a ninja, young man! You have a code of honor!” “And yet, I am sworn to destroy Master Von Santoku, the monster who killed my father!” “You’ll never survive Ninja Court, my child. As your lawyer, I… um… Honor, what’s the line again?” “CUT!” James yelled in the sort of passionate fury that […]
Monday, October 15, 2012 // Woot
As you blow the last bits of wood away from the top of the table, you feel it. This is it. This is your masterpiece. This is the one that’s going to convince Freeda that you’re the one for her. And it’s been a long time coming. Ever since the first time you opened your CRKT […]
Friday, October 12, 2012 // Woot
What kind of person buys so many knives? Probably a person who’s cutting lots of stuff all the time. So why not add this Kershaw Vapor III Folding Knife to your arsenal? Will it help you clear brush? Eh, probably not. It’s not really big enough for that sort of thing. Ditto for home defense, […]
Friday, September 28, 2012 // Woot
No more ruined kitchen knives and shattered potato mashers! I’ve tried and failed to use regular kitchen implements that CLAIM to have multiple uses, but no longer! I’ve accepted the truth: there is a specialized device for every possible thing you might try to do in the kitchen, and in order to do it you […]
