Friday, March 15, 2013 // Woot
Some people use readymade pie crusts. Some people make their own. And some people – well, OK, right now it’s just me, but I bet I win some converts out there today – use an HP 17.3″ Dual-Core Laptop! For my money, no other crust gives you the firmness, the strength, the 8GB DDR3 memory […]
Thursday, March 14, 2013 // Woot
The original cast is TOTALLY into getting back together! The Intel Dual-Core Processor is tired of doing conventions, the 14″ HD Anti-Glare LED-backlit high-definition widescreen display’s podcast gig isn’t working out, and the 128GB Solid State Drive Flash Module has some pretty expensive habits to feed. Bottom line: let’s rock this joint, yo! But we […]
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 // Woot
Man, the thing about HP laptops is that you can’t eat just one. Sure, you might think it’s possible, but as soon as you open the bag and bite into its Intel? 3rd generation Core? i5-3210M dual-core processor, you’ll immediately want another. It must be something about the saltiness of the 750GB SATA hard drive, […]
Friday, March 1, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to stir up ENVY among your friends who would envy a pretty good affordable laptop. Don’t use this: as a fragrance. The only way to make this better would be: if when you opened it and closed like it was monster with a big mouth, it made loud chomping noises so you wouldn’t […]
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 // Woot
Specifications: Processor: Intel Core i5-2520M (2.5GHz) Processor Core: Dual-Core Screen Size: 15.6″ Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Resolution: 1366 x 768 Display Type: HD LED-backlit Graphics: Intel HD (up to 1696MB) Memory: 4GB DDR3 (8GB max) Hard Drive: 320GB SATA 7200rpm Optical Drive: SuperMulti DVD?RW Network: 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet Wireless: 802.11b/g/n Card Reader: 4-in-1 Card Reader (SD, […]
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 // Woot
>>JEM has entered chat<< JEM: whoa, is nobody here? JEM: hello? JEM: Joseph-Michel? JEM: Your Majesty? JEM: … JEM: Guess it turned out to be a pretty good birthday party then. >>XVI has entered chat<< JEM: Dude, I missed you! XVI: I missed you too! JEM: LET’S NEVER LEAVE THE CHAT ROOM AGAIN XVI: WE’LL […]
Saturday, February 16, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to fill out your drawer full of cables and cords. Don’t use this: To charge a charger that is charging this charger, or you will create an infinite energy loop (see: Wormhole Creation). Benjamin Franklin said of this: “Right innovation is elegant innovation. Usually.” Left unattended in an airport, this item would be […]
Saturday, February 16, 2013 // Woot
What with all the processors and RAMs and Windows XPs and whatnot, buying a new laptop can be an overwhelming experience. With that in mind, we’ve created this nifty OFFICIAL WOOT.COM LAPTOP BUYING GUIDE to help you decide whether this Lenovo ThinkPad is right for you (click on image for full-size collector’s edition): Specifications: Processor: […]
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 // Woot
OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE WOOT FAMILY ABOUT THE RECENT UNAUTHORIZED PHOTOS OF THE ASUS 15.6″ DUAL-CORE LAPTOP: We are greatly distressed by the news that an Italian magazine is considering publishing a set of photos taken while the Asus 15.6″ i5 Dual-Core Laptop was on a private family vacation. This is an unconscionable invasion of […]
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 // Woot
We’ll happily admit that language is made to change. That’s the beauty of our species, right? We can reason, solve problems, and come up with better and more original solutions as our brains evolve. This allows us to move from “The droghte of march hath perced to the roote,” to “Oooo, lousy Smarch weather!” But […]
