Thursday, April 25, 2013 // Woot
Don’t be fooled by the natural love that occurs between parents and their children. Real love doesn’t happen like that. Real love must be bought. If you want to feel real, true love, you must give gifts to all of your loved ones at every possible occasion (and we at Woot encourage you to buy […]
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 // Woot
Ingredients: Hand selected cucumbers, water, vinegar, salt, dill, garlic, and red peppers (for Frances Cowley) or Haberno peppers (for Purdy Hot, Dern Hot, and Original Beer Pickles) Harold’s Texicun Gorway UNYIN’s: Onions, Vinegar, Sugar, Habaneros, Salt, Citric Acid In the box: (2) 16oz Jars of Frances Cowley’s Cellar Style Dill Pickles (2) 16oz Jars of […]
Thursday, April 11, 2013 // Woot
You know the shame about kids these days? They don’t get to experience the thrills and spills of traveling the frontier using the reliable transportation of a covered wagon. Well, if you’re like us, and you frequently get the itch to introduce your children to the overwhelming joy of pioneer life, this might suffice as […]
Tuesday, April 9, 2013 // Woot
You wanna talk about a mighty grip? Try prying a cell phone out of an obstinate toddler’s grimy little mitts. All I gotta say is, good luck with that. To be fair, the contour of these cups was a good idea. But if you REALLY want something that’s easy to hold for even the smallest […]
Saturday, April 6, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to remind yourself to charge your phone by tying it around your wrist. Don’t use this: to recharge another uNu Enerpak, or all you’re doing is contributing to the heat death of the universe. A real Amazon review of this product states that: “i stumbled upon this brand and particular device via woot.com. […]
Saturday, March 16, 2013 // Woot
Didja know that some people change the batteries in their smoke alarms every six months, (at daylight savings time)? Turns out some people are actually responsible enough to THINK AHEAD about their batteries dying, rather than waiting for the baleful beep of a dying detector. Who are these people, you ask? Dads. Definitely dads. The […]
Sunday, March 10, 2013 // Woot
You wanna talk about a mighty grip? Try prying a cell phone out of an obstinate toddler’s grimy little mitts. All I gotta say is, good luck with that. To be fair, the contour of these cups was a good idea. But if you REALLY want something that’s easy to hold for even the smallest […]
Saturday, March 9, 2013 // Woot
This Kiddy Adventure pack has pretty much everything you’ll need to enjoy a nice walk or hike with your little one: A multi-level height-adjustable back support, an integrated sun and rain shield, side and rear reflectors. Everything, that is, except a projectile slime shield for you. Only a moron would take a sick kid on […]
Saturday, March 2, 2013 // Woot
“Watch this.” Peter and Jake crouched just outside Olivia’s door with Jake’s five water bottles. “I’ve almost got her trained.” Olivia was lying on her bed with her back to the door. Jake leaned around the door, filled water bottle in hand, and shook it. Olivia heard the sloshing water and spun. “JAKE I SWEAR […]
Thursday, February 21, 2013 // Woot
When our bottom line starts to suffer on Sellout.Woot, we always turn to our favorite cash cow: Water. You see, all humans need water to live, so water accessories are the ultimate recession-proof industry. So go ahead and gobble up all our little pink bottles, you water-fiends. Yes, yes, that’s right. It’s time for your […]
