Tuesday, February 19, 2013 // Woot
Nutritional Information – Margarita Cocktail Drink Mix Seving Size 1 13/20 oz (47g) Servings Per Container 3 Calories 120 Calories from Fat 0 % Daily Value Total Fat 0g 0% Saturated Fat 0g 0% Trans Fat 0g Cholesterol 0mg 0% Sodium 0mg 0% Total Carbohydrate 32g 11% Dietary Fiber 0g 0% Sugars 31g […]
Friday, February 8, 2013 // Woot
Munchkin? No, no, no. I prefer to think of myself as optimizing my drinking experience to ensure a beneficial state. Hey, and don’t take that bottle over there, I need that bottle. Once I have that bottle, I only need three others to have a full pack. Okay, let’s go over the stats here. My […]
Monday, January 28, 2013 // Woot
Fitness is hard. I mean, if you’re not hurting yourself when you work out, you’re not working out. Not, like, injuring yourself. We’re talking the “no pain no gain” type of hurting. And that can lead to all kinds of side effects, like swollen, puffy eyes from, say, dropping a barbell on your face. That’s […]
Sunday, January 27, 2013 // Woot
I’m certain you have only the noblest intentions of helping me get through the lull in my day, makers of the BSN N.O.XPLODE Igniter Shot-12 Pack, but surely you understand my skepticism. You see for, oh, all my life I’ve been told to avoid putting things labeled with words like “XPLODE” and “IGNITER” into my […]
Monday, January 21, 2013 // Woot
“Is … is she here right now?” asked Rod. “Is who here, Rod?” said Pamela with hostility in her voice. “Pamela …” Rod said as he reached across the table for Pamela’s hand. She jerked it quickly away and tucked in under the down alternative throw she had draped over her shoulders. “AS YOU CAN […]
Thursday, January 10, 2013 // Woot
You know what sucks? Real life. It’s all work and bills and responsibility and crap. So anytime you get something like a uNu 5,000 or 11,000mAh Battery Pack, you have to make it fun. Sure it’s pretty utilitarian: you plug in your phone or whatever and it charges it, no big deal. But in your […]
Thursday, January 3, 2013 // Woot
[THE FOLLOWING IS A TRANSCRIPT FROM SWEET BABY RAY’S FAILED ‘THE JERKY BOYZ’ CASSETTE TAPE, RELEASED IN 2010. THE PROJECT FAILED WHEN IT BECAME CLEAR THAT BEEF JERKY WAS INCAPABLE OF SPEECH, AND THEREFORE INCAPABLE OF “PRANKING.”] PRANK #1 VICTIM 1 Hello? JERKY … VICTIM 1 Hello? JERKY … VICTIM 1 Anybody there? JERKY … […]
Tuesday, January 1, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to sooth your annual New Year’s Day hangover headache. Don’t use this: in your pasta carbonara. It can’t do everything a bag of peas can do. This just posted on Facebook: “U know in that song, when Outkast says, ‘wutz kooler than b-ing kool? Ice kold.’? Sometimes I pretend tha’z about me! :D” […]
Friday, December 28, 2012 // Woot
“Here’s your present!” “For what?” “Haha. ‘For what?’ That’s good. Go ahead and open it!” “OK, but I really don’t know what… “Happy Buoy Rope day!” “It’s a rope for tying a boat to a dock?” “Well yeah. It’s your Buoy Rope Day present. I got you the 2-pack of the 5′ model. Pretty swanky, […]
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 // Woot
You might be saying “How can a BPA-free water bottle be a good Christmas gift?” To which we reply, “Kid, you ain’t never been Santa, have you?” Let’s recap what this guy does in a night. Number one: he flies all over the world in about twelve hours. That’s pretty rough by itself. If you […]
