Tuesday, February 21, 2012 // Woot
Love Like Opera No, Javier. Don’t stop me. I can’t handle your unreliability any more. When we met, Javier, knowing you were a swordfighting shark trainer who also gambled in race cars, that really reached something in me. But now, now I see that you’re nothing but an unstable roustabout, using those sharks to hide […]
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 // Woot
So I’m thinking of getting on board for this freedom fighting thing. The PC is black, but your hat can be white or gray. Or tin foil. These are crazy times, man. The haves are using their influence to keep the have-nots down. The government is just a pawn of the ultra-rich and we’re losing […]
Tuesday, November 8, 2011 // Woot
Love Like Opera No, Javier. Don’t stop me. I can’t handle your unreliability any more. When we met, Javier, knowing you were a swordfighting shark trainer who also gambled in race cars, that really reached something in me. But now, now I see that you’re nothing but an unstable roustabout, using those sharks to hide […]
Sunday, October 23, 2011 // Woot
It’s Probably Cheap Pizza Anyway Exclude me, will you? Me and my HP Pavilion Triple-Core Notebook with 17.3” BrightView LED will show you. We’ll show you ALL. Oh yes, my so-called office buddies. I’m onto your little game. Wait until I’m working from home, and THAT’S when you have the secret pizza meeting. But I […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
Are you ready for some HPs?! ‘Cause we’re about to have a glut of them. Are you sick of desktop PCs bringing the WootOff to a grinding halt as you wait for someone to shell out a few hundred bucks on some refurbished HP merchandise? Well, have we got terrible news for you! Since HP […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
Smile To the beach, boys and girls! But some of us just weren’t made for these summertimes. Boys, come on! Come on! It’s summer! You should be out, I don’t know, surfing or tanning or maybe racing cars or something. Well, okay, Carl, I guess you ARE racing cars, but I didn’t mean some game […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
So I’m thinking of getting on board for this freedom fighting thing. The PC is black, but your hat can be white or gray. Or tin foil. These are crazy times, man. The haves are using their influence to keep the have-nots down. The government is just a pawn of the ultra-rich and we’re losing […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Dear Jacob, This is a letter from your Daddy. That’s me! You can’t read this yet, since you’re still just my beautiful baby boy, but I wanted to write to you and tell you how excited I am for the life ahead of you! It’s going to be a wonderful journey for you, my wonderful […]
Saturday, September 10, 2011 // Woot
The Hour Of The Wolf It’s late at night, or maybe early morning. You’re alone, but don’t have to be. You could be with your Internet friends. Everyone’s had that night at some point. Can’t sleep, don’t want to get up, the TV’s too far away and anyway there’s only commercials on now besides. The […]
Tuesday, August 30, 2011 // Woot
And My Favorite “Tab” Is A Soda “Post-PC?” Please. I’m takin’ it to another level. I’m going POST-post-PC. Yeah, that’s right. You characters and your little “tablet computing is the future” diatribes are barely even worth my time anymore. I’m already done with the future. In fact, I’ve moved past the future into the […]
