Sunday, August 28, 2011 // Woot
Surprise Attack From The Highest Point What’s the best part about going to the library? Reading up on all of history’s greatest ambushes. Like, let’s say you were interested in Ancient Rome. Well, you could study Hannibal, and the Battle of the Trebia River. Hannibal’s forces moved in on a larger Roman force and, through […]
Thursday, August 18, 2011 // Woot
Dear Jacob, This is a letter from your Daddy. That’s me! You can’t read this yet, since you’re still just my beautiful baby boy, but I wanted to write to you and tell you how excited I am for the life ahead of you! It’s going to be a wonderful journey for you, my […]
Monday, August 1, 2011 // Deals
One of my all-time favorite laptops is on sale for one of the lowest prices ever. It may lack an optical drive, but it’s much more than a Netbook. The Cheapskate
Saturday, July 23, 2011 // Woot
Ring, Ring, Ring Goes The Bell Enough with the summer fun, already. Time to get these kids off my lawn and back behind a desk where they belong. Three months of vacation? Some folks have to work five years before they even got two weeks of time off, you little weasels, and when they take […]
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 // Woot
That One College Buddy Wow, man. Gettin’ marrHICied at last, huh? Let me give you some BURRRP advice. Man, you… I mean, this is your first hic first marriage, right? But I’ve like had… six. If you count that time in Vegas. And some people… some people might say it was my fault, because.. listen, […]
Friday, July 8, 2011 // Woot
Smile To the beach, boys and girls! But some of us just weren’t made for these summertimes. Boys, come on! Come on! It’s summer! You should be out, I don’t know, surfing or tanning or maybe racing cars or something. Well, okay, Carl, I guess you ARE racing cars, but I didn’t mean some game […]
Sunday, June 26, 2011 // Woot
So I’m thinking of getting on board for this freedom fighting thing. The PC is black, but your hat can be white or gray. Or tin foil. These are crazy times, man. The haves are using their influence to keep the have-nots down. The government is just a pawn of the ultra-rich and we’re losing […]
Saturday, June 11, 2011 // Woot
Lonely Tonight? You’re just a few clicks away from hot young desktop computers yearning for someone to press their power buttons. Tired of being alone on a Saturday night? Frustrated with the consumer electronics club scene? Want access to a big black box that truly understands your needs? “Hi there. I’m a HP Pavilion Elite […]
Saturday, May 28, 2011 // Woot
Ain’t Too Proud To Beg Well, Snuffles, it’s been fun, but I’m afraid your run as “Best Friend” is at an end. Now come on. Don’t give me the sad eyes, you hound. Refurbished or not, this HP Pavilion Dual-Core Entertainment Notebook with 17.3″ BrightView LED Display & Blu-ray pretty much outclasses you in nearly […]
