Saturday, September 29, 2012 // Woot
Roomba scooted across the floor, dutifully cleaning the area as she always did, slowing only when she got near Craig. There was something wrong with him, a spot on his heart that yearned to be cleaned, she could feel it in her sensors, and her sturdy Bristle Brush ached to clean it for him. “Look […]
Wednesday, September 19, 2012 // Woot
Honey, you’re finally home! Oh, it’s so good to see you again! How was Omaha? Yeah, well, it is Omaha, so that’s to be expected. And your mother, how’s she? Awesome. Good to hear. Aw, look! I guess Neato missed you, too! Isn’t he just the cutest little robot vacuum in the whole… What do you […]
Monday, September 10, 2012 // Woot
Honey, you’re finally home! Oh, it’s so good to see you again! How was Omaha? Yeah, well, it is Omaha, so that’s to be expected. And your mother, how’s she? Awesome. Good to hear. Aw, look! I guess Neato missed you, too! Isn’t he just the cutest little robot vacuum in the whole… What do you […]
Monday, August 27, 2012 // Woot
It had been almost two months since Hank won the Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum off Nestoras. And since then, Hank’s apartment had been spotless. Except for the pile of dirty clothes near the bed. Hank reasoned he needed to have some obstacles in the way to use the Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic […]
Sunday, August 12, 2012 // Woot
You want to know a secret? I actually started out in janitorial, if you can believe it! And what’s even crazier than that, I’ve only been here a week! How is that even possible? I’ll explain! You see, it was my second day, and I was just doing my job – using my map to […]
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Saturday, July 21, 2012 // Woot
Craig managed to get up, find a chocolate donut, turn on the television and fall on the couch. His iRobot Roomba 530 slowly drove across the floor to grab the crumbs. Craig just watched it go. His very own robot housemaid. He was living the dream. Craig wasn’t exactly a slob, and he didn’t have […]
Thursday, July 12, 2012 // Woot
Danielle stood in front of Sylvia’s door, still debating on whether or not to knock. On one hand, it had been a week since Sylvia had borrowed her only set of knives, and Danielle thought it was pretty inconsiderate of her to not return them without saying anything. On the other hand, she really didn’t […]
Saturday, May 26, 2012 // Woot
The Man Was Book Smart, But Maybe Not So Street Smart The New First Law Of Robotics: Humans should always have more fun than robots. Yes, Uncle Isaac, you were a genius. But you were also around in a time when people thought the paddle-ball was a suitable way to spend an afternoon. So let’s […]
