Tuesday, May 22, 2012 // Woot
Dust to Dust I’m putting this camcorder’s dust-proofness to the test “Hey buddy, come on in. Sorry the place is a mess.” “That’s ok it can’t be…OH LORD.” “Yeah, sorry.” “This place looks like an ancient tomb. When is the last time you dusted?” “Never. I have never dusted. And do you know why?” “You’re […]
Monday, May 14, 2012 // Woot
Carve Out Some Space Great news, honey! Now that we’ve replaced our desktop PC, we can use the desk to display my collection of erotic woodcarvings! I think my skills as a woodcarver, and as an artistic interpreter of sensual love, are finally ready to show the world. And just in time, too. Now that […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
South Flaw It doesn’t right all of the wrongs done to us, but it helps. Life isn’t always easy for lefties like us. Sure, our south-pawed approach doesn’t affect our ability to walk or breath or sleep or do many other necessary day-to-day things. In fact, our lives go on mostly un-hindered. But there are […]
Wednesday, March 21, 2012 // Woot
Selling a mirror is tough Mirror for sale! Ignore reflection pls! What I’m offering here is a high quality mirror: beautiful, vintage, and easy to hang! See photos below! Try not to let the face I’m making skew your judgement. (The pics were taken with my Samsung 14MP Digital Camera which has Smart Face Recognition […]
Thursday, March 8, 2012 // Woot
Science Demands Sacrifices What’s creepier? An empty library or the average Internet forum? On the one hand, there’s the sound of recirculated air through dusty pages. On the other, there’s that guy who wants to know what color socks you have on. It’s really hard to say which is scarier. But with a Samsung Quad-Core […]
Friday, February 24, 2012 // Woot
Shooting the Dead Jeez, can we get one minute of footage without some paranormal stuff messing everything up?! Cut! Cut! Cut! No Ryan, there’s nothing wrong with your delivery. Your muffled crying was perfect! It’s just that whispering voice in the wind again. You know, talking about “all who enter be warned” and “ye all […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
Huh. I never knew. I guess it makes sense, when you think about it. Honey, did you know that Blu-ray gets its name from the laser used to extract data being blue? “The simplest answer,” right? I didn’t even know you could have blue lasers! Pretty neat! Internet? No, I just took apart our refurbished […]
Tuesday, November 29, 2011 // Woot
All Possible Worlds Covers A Lot Of Options Science says there’s probably some alternate world where the Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1” 16GB Android Tablet is the standard. Hey, seems possible. “Gentlemen, I’ve called you here to my lab today to discuss my latest finding… a traveler from an alternate dimension!” What up, pussycats? “Ha ha, […]
Monday, November 14, 2011 // Woot
Taxonomy Gone Wild: Spring Break Edition Well, I was a little worried about getting my son a Samsung 15.3” Quad-Core i7 Laptop, but it all seems to have worked out just fine. I admit it, as a concerned parent, I knew all the horrible things you can find out there on the Internet. And I […]
Saturday, November 5, 2011 // Woot
Consolation Prize Tsk, I’m sorry, Brian. This relationship just isn’t working out, but that doesn’t mean you’re going home empty-handed. Johnny, tell him what he’s won! Well, Julie, even though Brian failed at winning your heart over the past seven months, he’ll still be able to enjoy this collection of DVDs he left over at […]
