Thursday, November 8, 2012 // Woot
Not for nothing, Son, but you really picked a good one this time. You can just tell by its sleek and durable ABS plastic cabinet that this Elan Elios Dual 4″ Wall Mount Speaker came from a good family. Unlike that last one you brought home. Where exactly did you dig that one up? I […]
Sunday, November 4, 2012 // Woot
Aww, snap! Look who’s back! Oh hey, 30-pin iPod. Didn’t get enough last time, did you? “No! I, I, I came b-b-back to t-t-t-tell…” Spit it out, iPod. Yeah, we don’t got all day. “… to tell you guys to stop making funna me!” Oh, is that so? Why? Because we insulted your singing voice? […]
Saturday, November 3, 2012 // Woot
“Oop. And there goes the power.” “Yeah, it was only a matter of time before that happened. Luckily I’m prepared for this.” “Oh yeah?” “I’ve got food rations, a backup phone charger, and this electric lantern. We should be good to go.” “Great. Fire it up and let’s play cards or something.” “Will do…” Pistols […]
Wednesday, October 31, 2012 // Woot
Okay, I’ve done some investigating and I think I found out the problem with our karaoke parties. The speakers are all wrong! So I picked up this Energy Take Classic 5pc Speaker System and hooked it up to the entertainment center so we can sing over our favorite songs in style! Obviously we’ve all experienced […]
Saturday, October 27, 2012 // Woot
Guy walks into a bar. Says, “Bartender, get me a pitcher full of beer!” Bartender says, “Whoa man! Hold on! This isn’t your typical bar. It’s a Boston Acoustics Soundbar with a wireless subwoofer. Its virtual surround sound produces true-to-life audio, but don’t worry; it’s not some big, complicated rig. No, with its simple and […]
Thursday, October 25, 2012 // Woot
“Greetings, adventurers. If you’re hearing this message on my iPod, broadcasting through my Klipsch iGroove SXT iPod Speaker System that means you received my summons and have come to this abandoned warehouse.” “We were told there would be espresso.” “And pastries.” “You’re no doubt commenting on the lack of the promised coffee and pastry, but […]
Tuesday, October 23, 2012 // Woot
Drivers: Two 2″ full-range drivers with 4″ subwoofer Frequency Range: 50 Hz – 18 kHz (-10 dB) SPL: 84 dB S/N Ratio @ 1 kHz: > 74 dB Continuous Power: 9 Watts RMS Peak Power: 18 Watts Easy Satellite: 2W per channel @ 4 ohms @ 10% THD @ 180 Hz – 18 kHz Subwoofer: […]
Tuesday, October 16, 2012 // Woot
Another song! Another song! “Your highness, please! There are pressing matters at hand! The iPhone5 threatens your entire kingdom!” Nonsense! I am the great iPhone4s! I shall rule this land now and forever! “But your highness…” No! I shall hear no more of it! I desire nothing more than to sit here on my JBL […]
Monday, October 8, 2012 // Woot
Boy, I bet you felt pretty good about life sitting there in that line at the crack of dawn, the proud moment of your iPhone 5 pre-order still fresh in your memory. You probably couldn’t wait to whip it out for all your friends and family to see. “Look how long it is?” you’d ask […]
Monday, October 1, 2012 // Woot
Oh man, sure do love writing copy. What’s next? A MusicLite? Oooh! I can’t wait to construct a wacky scenario in which it’s put to some quirky use that it was not originally intended for! Okay, let’s take a look at the features to get some idea as to the sort of hijinks this thing […]
