Elan Elios Dual 4″ Wall Mount Speaker

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Not for nothing, Son, but you really picked a good one this time. You can just tell by its sleek and durable ABS plastic cabinet that this Elan Elios Dual 4″ Wall Mount Speaker came from a good family. Unlike that last one you brought home. Where exactly did you dig that one up? I told your father then, “He’ll mount that thing on his wall over my dead body!” And I meant it, too.

But this one, well, you made a mother proud. Dual active 4.5″ woofer drivers. 1″ soft dome pivoting tweeter. And one heck of a cook! That pork tenderloin was like butter. You think you could get me the recipe?

Anyway, I’d like to be the first to personally welcome the Elan Elios Dual 4″ Wall Mount Speaker to our family. I truly believe in my heart of hearts that this is the ideal companion for your home theater system.

Wait, what do you mean you don’t want grandchildren? Why don’t you just rip my heart out and stomp on it already? I always knew you’d be my most disappointing child. At least I still have your brother. You are the reason that parents should never stop at one.

• Bass Unit: Dual  4.5″ mica-filled copolymer
• Tweeter: 1″ soft dome pivoting 
• Frequency Response (? 3 db): 70 – 20,000 Hz
• Nominal Impedance: 8 ohms
• Power Output: 75-watts, maximum
• Recommended Wire Size: 16 – 18 AWG
• Dimensions: 7″(W) x 16.5″(H) x 4″(D)

In the box:

• Elan Elios EuroStyle ES412 Dual 4″ Wall Mount Speaker (Choose Color)
• Horizontal Wall Mount Bracket
• Vertical Wall Mount Bracket
• Screw Pack
• Installation Guide

Woot