Wednesday, July 27, 2011 // Woot
I Like My Pie With A Side of JUSTICE What’s the old saying? “Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, buying a big stonkin’ surveillance system to catch the thieving jerk.” I tell you, these are tough times. You work hard to find the right recipe, get all the best ingredients, and really […]
Saturday, June 25, 2011 // Woot
The Day I Ran Out Of Ideas What can I say about this VoIP phone system? No really, someone give me an idea. It all started so innocently this morning, didn’t it, writer boy? You walked into your office, set down your morning bucket o’ cola and nutrient puck on a biscuit, and booted up […]
Wednesday, June 22, 2011 // Woot
SCAN IT! SCAN IT ALL! Quickly, Marie! Grab all the files on the Henderson account you can carry and follow me! Now is not the time for questions, Marie. We’ve got fifteen minutes, maybe less, before the Feds march into this office and shut us down, maybe for good. But you can save us, Marie. […]
Friday, June 17, 2011 // Woot
It’s Not Nice To Spy On Mother Naturist I used to have to take a sick day when I wanted to watch my elderly nudist neighbors doing yardwork. By my 3rd bout with “Wednesday flu,” my boss made it clear: whatever I was mixed up in, it had better stop or I’d have all the […]
Thursday, June 9, 2011 // Woot
Ladder Theory Welcome to the corporate world, Ms. Cleveland! Here’s your ladder. Orientation is over there. Ah, Ms. Cleveland, great to see you this morning. And you’re early, I’m so impressed! I can tell you’ve already checked in at the front desk because you’ve got your Little Giant 19’ M-22 Ladder System and your name […]
Tuesday, May 31, 2011 // Woot
Hey, wow, neat, sort of. It’s the perfect gift idea. For…someone. We guess. Boy oh boy, is someone going to appreciate this Altec Lansing Mini Speaker System for iPhone & iPod. They’ll be able to dock their iGadget to it, play music on tiny speakers with barely any bass, and- hmm…let’s see, maybe use it […]
Monday, May 2, 2011 // Woot
Recently our friend and co-worker Josh confronted a terrible dilemma. With a freshly-purchased tray of nachos in hand, he saw his bus approaching his stop, two blocks away. Should he drop his nachos and run for it, or hang on to them and miss the last ride home for another hour? That’s some kind of […]
