Thursday, October 27, 2011 // Woot
Oh come on, this is ridiculous. You don’t want to be on your deathbed wondering where that Arby’s receipt from 2002 went. So you can look me in the eye and, with a straight face, tell me you’d rather your legacy on this earth be orderly and organized rather than meaningful? You’re telling me you’d […]
Saturday, October 15, 2011 // Woot
Wow, free phone service through my Internet connection! This would be a great idea if anyone still made phone calls! What a fantastic gift! And absolutely perfect for our house, too! Our very own refurbished Ooma Telo VoIP Home Phone Service! Man, this could really come in handy if we didn’t have cell phones, email, […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
Eye on the prize Thanks to this Uniden surveillance system, I can keep an eye on my most valuable possession: my beautiful face. I’m protecting myself from standard property damage, just like anyone else really. The only difference is, the property in question is my stunning visage. I gotta be honest, it makes this security […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Welcome to Sound Bar. “Hi! I’ve been looking all over for something like this.” Please, no enthusiasm. Sound Bar is the new elite night club. I realize this is probably the highlight of your until-now-meaningless existence, but act like you’ve been here before. “What?” We ask all patrons of Sound Bar to adopt a disaffected, […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Who Wants To Live Forever? Do not go softly into that good night, but rock, ROCK against the dying of the light. Well, Kevin. I guess you’re dead, dude. And that totally sucks. I’ve been thinking a lot about what I’m supposed to say up here, you know. I mean, you were my best bud, […]
Monday, September 12, 2011 // Woot
Crisis On Digital Earths Like the atom, blue laser can be a force for great good, great evil, or great entertainment. The Blue Ray of Earth-B: We’re… we’re here! We’ve crossed the dimensional barrier and arrived on this strange yet familiar alternate world! Look around, Sparky – behold Earth-A! So like our own Earth-B, yet […]
Friday, September 2, 2011 // Woot
The Most Important Workplace Vowel It’s not your problem today. But it’s sure gonna be tomorrow. Today you’re well ahead of the game, taking long lunches and laughing at your co-workers. But tomorrow, when the deadlines hit? Those big bosses aren’t going to care about what name should have been on the paper that isn’t […]
Monday, August 29, 2011 // Woot
The Ultimate In Reality Television Why waste your time watching other people be awful in front of cameras when you can watch yourself be awful instead? If there’s one thing that reality television has taught us over these many years, it’s that judging other people from the comfort and security of our couch is awesome. […]
Tuesday, August 16, 2011 // Woot
Hey, wow, neat, sort of. It’s the perfect gift idea. For…someone. We guess. Boy oh boy, is someone going to appreciate this Altec Lansing Mini Speaker System for iPhone & iPod. They’ll be able to dock their iGadget to it, play music on tiny speakers with barely any bass, and- hmm…let’s see, maybe use it […]
Friday, August 12, 2011 // Woot
I need romance, stat! You’re going to love talking to people on this Ooma Telo. If they don’t love talking back, that’s too bad! Hello, 911? Hey! It’s me, Chris! I just set up my new Ooma Telo – only took fifteen minutes! – and it says that when I call 911, you guys’ll get […]
