Saturday, July 7, 2012 // Woot
Here’s our no-fail guide to seduction: Step 1: Grab up a 32GB iPod touch with sexy Retina Display. Oh look, we’re selling one! Step 2: Fill it up with your favorite jams. It can hold thousands. Step 3: Plug it into the biggest speakers you can find. Step 4: Verbally warn the targeted party to […]
Friday, April 27, 2012 // Woot
iPodniac So many gigabytes, so little time. “Hey man, you ok? You look … well, you don’t look good.” I know. I am SO tired. I haven’t slept for 3 days. “Why not? Insomnia? Maybe you should call the doc.” No, I just got this iPod Touch last week. It holds up to 80 hours […]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
Have You Ever Been Experienced? Don’t be nervous. It’s my first time, too. With you, I mean. Shh. You don’t have to say a word, baby. I know why you’re here. You’re curious, right? You’ve got that other Internet-capable media player at home, but you can’t help but wonder about what it’s like to be […]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
Just Act Natural When I say “Action” keep on doing what you’re doing. “Hey man, why are you following me around with that? Are you taking my picture?” I’m not taking your picture. I’m making a film. I call it, “Josh, Interrupted.” “That’s not cool, man. I never said you could make a film about […]
Tuesday, April 24, 2012 // Woot
Eyes On The Prize It takes a special kind of man to wear Lady Liberty’s crown. Marc Baker was just such a person. You’ve got to own that torch and really feel the power of freedom as you swing it high above your head while gyrating your hips below for the people driving by the […]
Sunday, March 25, 2012 // Woot
Retraction. It’s come to our attention that a recent episode on the working conditions in Apple factories may not have been accurate. It’s These United States Existences, I’m Ari Slate, and I’m coming to you today to say something that I’ve never had to say before on our program. We recently found out that a […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
An Imposter Among Us! It was nearly three months before Richard’s coworkers realized his iPhone was actually an iPod Touch. Obviously, it didn’t look exactly like an iPhone, but he had played the part so well, holding the Apple 64GB iPod Touch up to his ear and speaking emphatically into it. Only after Maria heard […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Jock Jams Rick! Tyler! Just because it’s a NERF product doesn’t mean you guys have to throw it! “Jeez, chill Josh! We weren’t throwing it against a brick wall or something.” “Yeah, we were tossing it to each other, running it into the end zone, and then spiking it emphatically.” But you guys, it’s not […]
Saturday, March 10, 2012 // Woot
Let’s Not Lose Touch, Okay? They had a big announcement for me, too, once upon a time. Hey, guys! How’s it goin’? You know, I was just thinking about all of you the other day. I said to myself, “Current Generation Apple 8GB iPod Touch, you should get out a little more and maybe get […]
Monday, December 5, 2011 // Woot
Super Extra Exclusive Some things you should learn early on. If you exclude two people long enough, they’ll start excluding you. Yeah, this Azpen X1 Dual Boot 10.1” Tablet is pretty all-inclusive for the most part. 1GB of RAM, microSD slot, 1.3MP front camera, even an accelerometer. Pretty much anyone could enjoy using this portable […]
