Wednesday, July 20, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. NEW YORK (UPI) — Couples who want to […]
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 // Woot
Yes, I know, it’s Wednesday and the show aired Sunday. I’m lazy. So sue me. If you haven’t seen the show Breaking Bad, you’re missing out. I also don’t know why you clicked on this article, but thanks all the same. Anyway, the show follows high school Chemistry teacher Walter White as he begins producing […]
Friday, July 15, 2011 // Woot
Take a good long look, Cincinnati. This is the last time you’ll ever see me in this uniform. Look, I’ve had a good run here. We’ve won some divisional titles, made the playoffs a couple of times, and I can look back on my performance here with pride. But it’s time for me to move […]
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. RIVIERA BEACH, Fla. (UPI) — Police in Florida […]
Wednesday, July 6, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. LA JOLLA, Calif. (UPI) — Thirty-seven strawberries a […]
Wednesday, June 29, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. BREMERTON, Wash. (UPI) — Officials in a Washington […]
Wednesday, June 22, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. CHIHUAHUA CITY, Mexico (UPI) — Mexico says a […]
Wednesday, June 15, 2011 // Woot
That ‘70s Monkey Have a nice AAAAAAAAH aa-AH AAAAAAAAH aa-AH Mellow out in the most nerve-racking style imaginable with this plush, screeching “toy” slingshot monkey. And we mean “toy” in the same sense that the medieval Iron Maiden was a “maiden”: as a grimly ironic euphemism for torture. If you’re not yet familiar with the […]
Wednesday, June 15, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. FORT PIERCE, Fla. (UPI) — Florida police said […]
Wednesday, June 8, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. NEW YORK (UPI) — Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., […]
