Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
Game Over It’s like a game console that doesn’t play games. And some of us like it like that. People always say, why a Roku? Why not a PS3 or a Wii? They stream video and play games. Those people don’t know about my past. They don’t know that I’m a recovered World of Warcraft […]
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 // Woot
Dust to Dust I’m putting this camcorder’s dust-proofness to the test “Hey buddy, come on in. Sorry the place is a mess.” “That’s ok it can’t be…OH LORD.” “Yeah, sorry.” “This place looks like an ancient tomb. When is the last time you dusted?” “Never. I have never dusted. And do you know why?” “You’re […]
Saturday, May 12, 2012 // Woot
Game Over It’s like a game console that doesn’t play games. And some of us like it like that. People always say, why a Roku? Why not a PS3 or a Wii? They stream video and play games. Those people don’t know about my past. They don’t know that I’m a recovered World of Warcraft […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
Hard For Me To Say This time when I tell you to “have a nice life,” I want you to know I really mean it. Dear Sylvia, I know your first inclination was probably to delete this email the moment you saw who it was from. Who knows? Maybe even after all this time you’ve […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
Stan Killjoy, Sick Day Detective There’s a fine line between Personal Time Off and a Sick Day. Me? I’m what you might call the local border patrol. Irritable bowel syndrome. That’s what I’m thinking about as I watch the children ride round and round on the old Mayfield Carousel. No one knows what causes it, […]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
Off The Hook I’m sorry, detective, but there’s nothing we can do. We’ve got to let that Roku Player go. “Five more minutes, captain. I’m this close to getting a confession out of him, alright? Just gimme five more minutes with that media streaming son of a…” Detective, did you hear me? I’m telling you […]
Tuesday, April 24, 2012 // Woot
>examine room You are sitting comfortably in your living room. There is an HDTV sitting across from you, and a small remote resting on the coffee table. Attached to the HDTV is a small box. >examine box From your reclined position, you can see it is your recently purchased Roku XD 1080p Streaming Player, a […]
Wednesday, April 18, 2012 // Woot
Roku Roku Roku: The Streaming Media Player of the Beast The ONLY streaming-video receiver whose name I would get tattooed on my body in Japanese. Don’t you love Roku? Yes, you do. You either love it or you just don’t know you love it yet. I mean, what’s not to love about the Roku XD […]
Thursday, April 12, 2012 // Woot
Stan Killjoy, Sick Day Detective There’s a fine line between Personal Time Off and a Sick Day. Me? I’m what you might call the local border patrol. Irritable bowel syndrome. That’s what I’m thinking about as I watch the children ride round and round on the old Mayfield Carousel. No one knows what causes it, […]
Friday, April 6, 2012 // Woot
Spend money to find money The Haan Pro Garment Steamer will help you get the facts straight! Why Pernicia Malcott had, in her cabin, nearly one hundred thousand dollars in cash was simple enough: the recent passing of a distant uncle had made her very wealthy, and since it was wealth that had befallen her […]
