Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
IRL Fishing 2012 Now you and a friend can control all the high-octane fish-catching action your grandpappy enjoys! With these two 30” light-action 1-piece rod and reel combos, all the magic and excitement of the world of fishing will be right at your fingertips, no game console or HD television required! These pre-spooled “controllers” are […]
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 // Woot
Turning the Tables No, I don’t have a drinking problem. You guys just have a flask-appreciation problem. It’s all, “Gina, are you really bringing your flask to the grocery store?” Or, “Gina, seriously, we’d prefer if you didn’t drink at Anne’s baby shower.” Or, “Gina, there’s no alcohol allowed in traffic school.” Don’t you see? […]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
Bright Lights, Big Theater We’d like to apologize to all who attended the matinee on Sunday. First off, we would like to clarify that the man who walked into several theaters on Sunday between 1 and 3pm and harassed several viewers was not an employee of UMI 18 Cinemas. He was simply a prankster with […]
Tuesday, April 24, 2012 // Woot
Turning the Tables No, I don’t have a drinking problem. You guys just have a flask-appreciation problem. It’s all, “Gina, are you really bringing your flask to the grocery store?” Or, “Gina, seriously, we’d prefer if you didn’t drink at Anne’s baby shower.” Or, “Gina, there’s no alcohol allowed in traffic school.” Don’t you see? […]
Wednesday, March 21, 2012 // Woot
Look kid, you want to make the tour, don’t you? You’re gonna need sponsors. And beggars can’t be choosers. “Name’s Rick. I’ve been watching you on the course these last few weeks, kid. You’ve got a great driver, you’re fantastic from the fairway, and your putting is downright supernatural. Why aren’t you taking a shot […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Don’t choke on the Wi-Fi Warning: HD video dangerous when inhaled. Hey Chris, I’ve been meaning to ask you, when are you going to call someone about your mold problem? “Mold problem? What are you talking about?” Well, just look; it’s all over the ceiling. “Oh, that’s not mold, Mark. That’s HD video.” What? HD […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Sportstana You guys are never going to believe who sponsored our softball team! “Dale’s Pharmacy?” “Lisetto’s Italian Bistro?” “PQE Hardware?” No! Better! Guitar god Carlos Santana! I guess he has a house around here. He was at the pharmacy, and he heard me talking to the guys there, and when they turned me down, he […]
Friday, March 9, 2012 // Woot
No one dies forever Despite certain typographical errors in the manual to your iGo charger, it may not be used for reanimating cadavers. We apologize for any misunderstanding. Dear Customer, Thank you for your purchase of the iGo 4-Position Battery Charger for both AA and AAA NiMH batteries. We hope that, thus far, you have […]
Thursday, February 23, 2012 // Woot
Don’t choke on the Wi-Fi Warning: HD video dangerous when inhaled. Hey Chris, I’ve been meaning to ask you, when are you going to call someone about your mold problem? “Mold problem? What are you talking about?” Well, just look; it’s all over the ceiling. “Oh, that’s not mold, Mark. That’s HD video.” What? HD […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
Might As Well Be Thermometering On The Sun A solar thermometer? Why would I care what temperature it is on the sun? If you ask me, Oregon Scientific is making a lot of promises this thermometer can’t keep. What good is the temperature readout and clock going to do when the whole unit will be […]
