Saturday, September 15, 2012 // Woot
June 1st, 2012 I got my HP Pavilion Dual-Core Desktop from Woot today! I’m super excited to get it out of the box and start using it. June 2nd, 2012 While I was setting up my HP desktop, the computer tower fell onto my ankle and sort of…trapped me. I’m having a heck of a […]
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 // Woot
You might have noticed that we sell quite a few HP desktops. Well, after a while, it gets tough to keep coming up with ideas to write about them. That’s why we decided to outsource a few to creative writing MFA students (hey, if it works for James Frey, it can work for us, right?). […]
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 // Woot
Roger, it’s happening! Woot’s selling another HP desktop! Time to take another drink of your beer! “Oh man, do I have to?” What? C’mon! This is fun and hilarious! “No, Chris. It’s not. It was a funny idea, but we didn’t think it through, so let’s just drop it.” Oh yeah? What did we possibly […]
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 // Woot
You might have noticed that we sell quite a few HP desktops. Well, after a while, it gets tough to keep coming up with ideas to write about them. That’s why we decided to outsource a few to creative writing MFA students (hey, if it works for James Frey, it can work for us, right?). […]
Monday, July 30, 2012 // Woot
You might have noticed that we sell quite a few HP desktops. Well, after a while, it gets tough to keep coming up with ideas to write about them. That’s why we decided to outsource a few to creative writing MFA students (hey, if it works for James Frey, it can work for us, right?). […]
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Sunday, April 29, 2012 // Woot
In My Day You kids today have no idea what technology was like back then. We didn’t have any of this AMD Fusion E-Series Dual-Core processor with 3GB DDR3 memory multitasking power nonsense. And we sure as heck didn’t have integrated ATI Radeon HD graphics. We had Oregon Trail on an orange screen. And let […]
Tuesday, April 24, 2012 // Woot
Love Like Opera No, Javier. Don’t stop me. I can’t handle your unreliability any more. When we met, Javier, knowing you were a swordfighting shark trainer who also gambled in race cars, that really reached something in me. But now, now I see that you’re nothing but an unstable roustabout, using those sharks to hide […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
The day starts as any other normal day for April. She wakes up. She yawns, and stretches. She talks herself out of going to the gym, convincing herself that she’ll go later tonight. She walks into the kitchen, her bare feet padding softly on the imitation-bamboo floors. She reaches into the cabinet, standing on her […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Mona Lisa Underachiever When I was a child, I spake as a child. But when I was a man, I had to accept that living in a cyberpunk future would be sort of expensive. Back in sixth grade, hey, I spent all day imagining I was in The Matrix or something. Powerful computers, open networks, […]
