Sunday, January 13, 2013 // Woot
You might be skeptical of this AFG 3.0AE Elliptical Trainer because you remember the first time you got on one and it went all wonky and your legs were moving too fast and you panicked for a second that you would just fall off right there in front of everyone. It’s okay! That happens to […]
Sunday, January 13, 2013 // Woot
“No one will say you haven’t tried, Rod,” said Millicent. “You’ve done your absolute best for … what? More than 20 years? That’s a heck of a lot longer than most people would stick around, under the circumstances.” Rod sat up in the recliner and ran his hand gently over the rich upholstery. He couldn’t […]
Sunday, January 13, 2013 // Woot
Tim was crouched behind the couch. “Are you ready, Explorer Time Scout Number One?” Olivia nodded. “Are you ready, Explorer Time Scout Letter A?” Jake nodded. Tim reached for the Time Lever he’d made out of a toilet paper tube. “Time Jump …. initiated! “Where are we, Explorer Time Scout Commander?” asked Explorer Time Scout […]
Sunday, January 13, 2013 // Woot
She’s got real construction Better than a yoga mat Puncture-resistant Standard Coil supports all that The pump is, as you can see Rechargeable, also 6V At anytime A comfy sleep through the whole night Storage bag and repair kit Car lighter can power it Camping gets more nice She’s a Kelty Queeeeen Locks and twists […]
Sunday, January 13, 2013 // Woot
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HILL VALLEY! YOU PEOPLE ARE LOOKING OH SO BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT. WE ARE VERY HAPPY TO BE HERE, VERY HAPPY TO BE DROPPING 1.21 GIGAWATTS OF ROCK AND ROLL ON YOU THIS EVENING! YOU KNOW, WE’VE BEEN ALL OVER THIS TIMESTREAM, ROCKING PEOPLE IN THE FUTURE, ROCKING PEOPLE IN THE PAST, BUT I’VE GOT TO […]
Sunday, January 13, 2013 // Woot
Everybody’s heart has a home. Maybe it’s not where they live, but it’s where they want to be most of all. For a squirrel like me, that place is Walnut City. I’m not there now, but when I open this wine (with much struggle because of my tiny paws) it all rushes back to me […]
Sunday, January 13, 2013 // Woot
“Mr. Battery, a word?” called a voice behind Mr. Battery. “Don’t have any glossies on me, so no autographs today, sorry,” said Mr. Battery. “I’ve actually got my own glossies, and an autograph’s not what I’m after. I’m looking for money,” said the voice. There was something about its confidence that made Mr. Battery stop. […]
Saturday, January 12, 2013 // Woot
Use these: before 2018, when their beauty begins to fade. Don’t use these: to power your particle accelerator. Those things are battery HOGS. Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: chucking them at cougars. Benjamin Franklin said of this: C’mon man, I was about to discover that. Not cool. If […]
Saturday, January 12, 2013 // Woot
By engaging all 4 sets of abdominal muscles, the Perfect Sit-Up makes doing perfect sit-ups easy for everyone. But this hasn’t always been the case. In fact, before the Perfect Sit-Up came out, only three people in the United States had ever achieved sit up perfection: 1. Thomas Anderson awoke to the realization that he […]
Saturday, January 12, 2013 // Woot
“DAD!” Olivia was yelling from the front door. “I CAN’T COME IN, I’VE GOT MUD ON MY SHOES! CAN YOU HAND ME JAKE’S NERF VORTEX NITRON?” Tim decided it was best for him if he just did what he was told and pretended he didn’t know anything. Olivia set the NERF Vortex Nitron by the […]
