Friday, January 11, 2013 // Woot
“Jake!” Michelle called from the living room. “Stop yelling THAT’S NOT TRUE! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE! at your father! If I have to come out there and take your Star Wars Lightsaber Flashlight, I will!” Tim raised a finger to his lips. “Join me, my son, and I will train you to be silent.” Jake shrugged. Even […]
Friday, January 11, 2013 // Woot
Imagine yourself grilling It’s healthier than to fry Grease drips below meat Can even go outside Imagine all the people eating hamburgers Imagine there’s no raw meat It isn’t hard to do All of the meat is grilling And zucchini too Imagine all the people licking their lips with grease You may say I’m a […]
Friday, January 11, 2013 // Woot
Doctor Aleino wiped sweat from his salt-encrusted beard. How long had it been since he showered? Since he ate? He glanced as his phone, but it had long since died. Shrugging, he turned back to his computer monitor. How had the mice responded to the latest treatment? He glanced at the spreadsheet absently, expecting the […]
Friday, January 11, 2013 // Woot
MC Class Yo’ Hands was killing it again; the club was, as they say, bumpin’. His fans were screaming their lungs out, his rhymes were fresh, and his hype-man was that perfect blend of loud and annoying. After his second encore, MCCYH loped back to his dressing room, exhausted and thirsty. His entourage was waiting. […]
Friday, January 11, 2013 // Woot
I think a lot about my destiny, man. Like, what’s in store for me? Will I end up being a great warrior who fights for freedom and defeats evil? I like to think so. Maybe I’ll be some kind of political leader who changes the landscape of the world for years to come. I can […]
Thursday, January 10, 2013 // Woot
You know what sucks? Real life. It’s all work and bills and responsibility and crap. So anytime you get something like a uNu 5,000 or 11,000mAh Battery Pack, you have to make it fun. Sure it’s pretty utilitarian: you plug in your phone or whatever and it charges it, no big deal. But in your […]
Thursday, January 10, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to get yourself in shape for your Ultimate Upside-Down Fighting Championship bout. Don’t use this: if gravity suddenly reverses itself. Then you’ll just be strapped rightside-up on a weird-looking thingy. The one feature we wish this product had: A way to remotely lock the door to your rec room so your nephews couldn’t come […]
Thursday, January 10, 2013 // Woot
“Dude. Are you totally brain dead?” asked Craig. “What?” answered Jimmy. “She has always maintained that the reason she wouldn’t go out with me was because we worked together. So I figured, ya know, since we don’t work together any more-“ “You didn’t even let her storm out before you asked her, Man! You have […]
Thursday, January 10, 2013 // Woot
“Dude. Are you totally brain dead?” asked Craig. “What?” answered Jimmy. “She has always maintained that the reason she wouldn’t go out with me was because we worked together. So I figured, ya know, since we don’t work together any more-“ “You didn’t even let her storm out before you asked her, Man! You have […]
Thursday, January 10, 2013 // Woot
“Dude. Are you totally brain dead?” asked Craig. “What?” answered Jimmy. “She has always maintained that the reason she wouldn’t go out with me was because we worked together. So I figured, ya know, since we don’t work together any more-“ “You didn’t even let her storm out before you asked her, Man! You have […]
