Teeter Hang Ups FIT-60 Inversion Table

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Use this: to get yourself in shape for your Ultimate Upside-Down Fighting Championship bout.

Don’t use this: if gravity suddenly reverses itself. Then you’ll just be strapped rightside-up on a weird-looking thingy.

The one feature we wish this product had: A way to remotely lock the door to your rec room so your nephews couldn’t come in and laugh at you while you hang, helpless and ashamed.

If you owned this, people would say: “Did you find it at a garage sale?”

In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: begin spinning wildly in a nightmarish dance of death.

Some skeptic wonder: why, exactly, you’re supposed to hang upside-down.

In the box:

(1) Teeter Hang Ups F1-4006 Fit60 Inversion Table

Woot