Friday, December 28, 2012 // Woot
Display: Display Type: LCD Display Color: 1 Digits Displayed: 10 Character Size: 0.12″ x 0.34″ Screen Size: 0.44″ x 1.77″ Angled Display: Internally Angled Functionality: Calculation Capacity: Constant Decimal Point System: F, 0, 2, 3 Delta % Calculation: % +/- Rounding: Yes Square: Yes Auto Power Off: Approx 7 min Operating System: Windows? 7, Vista? […]
Friday, December 28, 2012 // Woot
Use this: when you want to stand up to your television and say, “Nay, thou controlling machine with thine program guides and thine schedules, tonight thou shalt not chooseth for me what to watch. Tonight, I shall picketh for thee to show me the contents of a DVD!” Don’t use this: if you’re more in […]
Friday, December 28, 2012 // Woot
“Here’s your present!” “For what?” “Haha. ‘For what?’ That’s good. Go ahead and open it!” “OK, but I really don’t know what… “Happy Buoy Rope day!” “It’s a rope for tying a boat to a dock?” “Well yeah. It’s your Buoy Rope Day present. I got you the 2-pack of the 5′ model. Pretty swanky, […]
Friday, December 28, 2012 // Woot
We know, we know. We’re not THAT out of touch with the concept of physical fitness: you’re supposed to use this Reebok 25 lb. Adjust-a-Weight Dumbbell to give yourself four barbells for the price of one. You can adjust weights on the fly in the middle of your sets or reps or what-have-you without having […]
Friday, December 28, 2012 // Woot
“Okay, Hinkle.” Miller set the Shun 2-Piece Knife Set out on the desk. “Must we?” Hinkle rolled his eyes. “I was hoping to see The Hobbit today.” “It’ll be there for weeks. My pantomime is only ‘for one day only’ and today, Hinkle, is that one day.” SHUN CLASSIC 6″ SERRATED KNIFE: Oh! I’m so […]
Friday, December 28, 2012 // Woot
“No, Ella, you don’t have to put on the TV. Here, Granny Sharon will TELL you the story of your favorite Disney characters! Because she KNOWS them! ALL of them!” Sharon’s research had been worth it, she felt. Today she was sitting on the couch, turning the pages of the Disney Die-Cut Story Books and […]
Friday, December 28, 2012 // Woot
Specifications Satellites Center Channel System Type: Magnetically Shielded Bass Reflex with Rear Firing Port Magnetically Shielded Bass Reflex with Dual Front Firing Ports Frequency Response (+/- 3 dB): 115 Hz – 20 kHz 110 Hz – 20 kHz Tweeter: ?-inch (19 mm) Hyperbolic? aluminum-dome tweeter ?-inch (19 mm) Hyperbolic? aluminum-dome tweeter Woofer: 3-inch (7.6 cm) […]
Friday, December 28, 2012 // Woot
Oh, yeah, everybody knows how pilots get. To be fair, it’s not totally unjustified. Before you even step into a plane, you’re through training and theory and paperwork and simulators. So many, many, many others wash out, after all, and even the worst pilot up there is still a pilot. You can’t just get in […]
Friday, December 28, 2012 // Woot
Martian Ranch, people. MARTIAN. The god of war, Jeff Wayne’s career, and RED WINE. Let’s be honest here, we aren’t going to be sending billions of dollars into space just to collect soil samples. What we’re really doing is finding new directions to take our wine. Get it? The powerful rich wouldn’t care about science, […]
Thursday, December 27, 2012 // Woot
“Good morning, Benjamin!” “Good morning, Suzanne.” “I notice there seems to have been a little … incident? In front of my parking space today. I was hoping you could shed a little light on the situation.” “Of course, Suzanne. It’s simple. When I learned these Safe Flare Light 2-Packs had nine bright LEDs and could […]
