Sunday, December 2, 2012 // Woot
So what we got here is a sweet Philips Stereo Headset for Android (not iPhone). This bad boy features lightweight but durable aluminum outer earshells and sound isolating super soft ear cushions so that they can deliver rich audio straight to your lobes! So, if you like house music, it sounds like this: Untz-untz-untz-untz-untz-untz-untz-untz And, […]
Sunday, December 2, 2012 // Woot
There’s a lot you can learn from this Sea Eagle SE 330 Pro Kayak Package, my lad. The kayak is more than just a vessel. It is a conduit through which we master our soul. Smooth movements. Refined grace. Conscious, controlled effort. These are the things we learn from the kayak. It teaches us how […]
Sunday, December 2, 2012 // Woot
“But what do you even know about being an actor?” Danielle said to Phil, who was standing in front of her sink, just about to open his Remington King of Shaves kit. “I know how to look good,” said Phil as he pursed his lips and raised one eyebrow into the mirror. “What else is […]
Sunday, December 2, 2012 // Woot
“What’s she doing?” whispered Peter from the top of the stairs. “She’s … playing with your KidKraft 2-in-1 Activity Table?” Jake whispered back. “But- but she’s a MOM! How can she even DO that?” Jake and Peter had come inside to play with the train set, only to find Peter’s Mom downstairs in the basement, […]
Sunday, December 2, 2012 // Woot
When creating puns about the Cuisinart 6-Piece Bakeware Set, you’ve got to be careful. As every pun writers knows, there’s a hierarchy that must be observed and rules that must be adhered to if society is going to avoid a complete and total breakdown. For example, in the Cuisinart 6-Piece Bakeware Set, one will find […]
Sunday, December 2, 2012 // Woot
The “Free Continental Breakfast” is the biggest scam perpetrated on this country in decades. It sounds so refined, so dignified. “Continental Breakfast,” the hotel chains blare in their advertising. And free! It sounds so delightful! A breakfast worthy of a mainland European! Maybe it’s even the SIZE of a continent! Think about that! But unless […]
Sunday, December 2, 2012 // Woot
“I don’t mean to brag, but this Deep Red Mendocino Blend tastes way better to me than it ever will to you.” Oh, yeah? Why’s that? “Because I have synesthesia.” Get out! That’s cool. So what’s it like? “Well, for instance, whereas you can probably only smell the ripe, round fruit aromas, I can actually […]
Sunday, December 2, 2012 // Woot
Whatcha got there? Breakfast? “Um, what? No! It’s a Yukon Outfitters Double Hammock.” Huh, that’s a hammock? It looks like a grapefruit. “Well, when it’s in its bag, it’s the size of a grapefruit.” Oh, that’s what I meant. Mind if I grab a spoon and have at that? “Yes, I actually do mind! Again, […]
Saturday, December 1, 2012 // Woot
Listen, we could try to tell you all about this Sony Speaker System’s features and whatnot, but you’re no dope; you’re going to search for reviews online. We could explain how the speaker units capitalize on a damperless Magnetic Fluid that deliver higher sound pressure with less distortion than traditional speakers, but who really cares, […]
Saturday, December 1, 2012 // Woot
Here’s how it works: I take my Vanguard Spirit Plus Binoculars out – they’re waterproof, so it doesn’t matter what the conditions are – and look for cool birds. If I see any through the multi-coated lenses, I make a note in my notebook so I remember to come back and birdwatch at that spot […]
