Saturday, December 1, 2012 // Woot
Snip! There went the movie ticket. Snip! There went the romantic Post-It Note. Snip! There went that little hand-written playlist that went with the MP3 mix he’d emailed her. Snip! Snip! Snip! Danielle’s Shredz 11-Sheet Cross-Cut Paper Shredder was getting quite the work-out today. Naturally, the sound of the Shredz 11-Sheet Cross-Cut Paper Shredder wasn’t […]
Saturday, December 1, 2012 // Woot
“ELLA!” said Jake into the bottle. “I AM THE GENIE OF THE LAMP!” “It’s not a lamp!” called Olivia from across the room. “Don’t lie to our sister in her important formative years!” “ELLA!” said Jake into the bottle. “I AM THE GENIE OF THE BOTTLE!” “There’s no such thing as genies, Jake!” called Olivia […]
Saturday, December 1, 2012 // Woot
Uhh, hi. I’ve got a little bit of a problem. You see, I bought a Samsung 46″ 1080p LCD HDTV, but there’s something wrong. Well, it’s broken. It’s only showing The Christmas Story. Over and over and over again. I mean, the picture quality is great, as promised. With the 1920×1080 full high definition resolution, […]
Saturday, December 1, 2012 // Woot
I’ve had a vision! I’ve seen food! The food of tomorrow! “Is it a whole meal in pill form?” No! “Is it a full turkey dinner in 12 seconds?” No! “Well what is it then?” You know that lasagna we had for dinner tonight? “Yes.” It’s that. But cold. And chewy. And the cheese is […]
Saturday, December 1, 2012 // Woot
It’s an important question when deciding what wine to go on your table. We’d naturally recommend the Just Joshin California Red Table Wine for anyone, but the truth is- we’ve never seen your table. Now, of course, the bold nuances will add flavor to your fancy-schmancy dinner, but how many people have table shaped like […]
Saturday, December 1, 2012 // Woot
“Hi buddy. How are you feeling?” “Nnngh. I’m OK, still a little sore.” “Yeah, that was quite a spill you took on the slopes. But I’m glad you’re still in one piece. Listen, I captured the whole thing on my Jakks Pacific Hi-Def Action Cam. [Editor’s note: footage not actually from this camera — doy.] […]
Friday, November 30, 2012 // Woot
Dear Facebook, You guys love to make changes, that much is clear. And I’m not going to complain about that. In fact, I wanted to suggest some that you may not have thought of yet. First, can you make it so that under each status update there’s a little ID tag that identifies what kind […]
Friday, November 30, 2012 // Woot
I know, I know: “what were you expecting out of a flashlight?” I just thought when I bought this Energizer Night Strike LED Swivel Light I was kind of lured in by the name. I mean “Night Strike” sounds like a Marvel hero. Sure, it sounds like one of the lame Rob Liefeld-type heroes invented […]
Friday, November 30, 2012 // Woot
Ernie had finally met his match with Stan, and he was now groveling to his estranged wife with hopes of a reconciliation that would lead her to call him off. “Just like the fade-free 22.2V lithium ion battery in this Dyson DC35 handheld vac, my affections for you have never faded.” Marjorie looked skeptical, but […]
Friday, November 30, 2012 // Woot
When Michelle had finally decided on the diaper bag and finished her snack, she realized she had a little time to kill before picking the kids up from school. So she mosied on over to the toy aisle thinking she might get an early jump on her Christmas shopping. When she turned the corner, she […]
