Friday, November 23, 2012 // Woot
Joshua was playing in his yard when Jake came running up, holding his SkootCase. “Where’s Peter? Where’s your brother?” Jake was yelling. Joshua didn’t know. He shrugged. Jake dropped the SkootCase in front of the younger boy. “Listen, this is yours, okay? If anyone asks, especially a girl with dark hair, this SkootCase is yours!” […]
Friday, November 23, 2012 // Woot
If and when today’s daily deal sells out, we will probably replace it with another. When? What will it be? How many deals will we offer? The answer is: whatever lets us grab the most cash! We could say we’re doing it to bring more red-hot Black Friday deals to our beloved customers, but frankly […]
Friday, November 23, 2012 // Woot
Bro, this Klipsch iGroove SXT iPod Speaker System changed my life. Art galleries, business meetings, fancy dinners, riding the bus, if I was allowed to do any of that stuff I’d totally bring this thing along to pump out my favorite music. I just slap in my 30-pin connector iPod or iPhone and it plays […]
Friday, November 23, 2012 // Woot
Hooooooooooooooo boy is this shirt depressing. We get that it’s a scathing depiction of a future marred by human-caused climate change, but we’re supposed to be “wacky,” and “funny” with these writeups, and this thing is a real crowd-killer. I mean, Jesus. Looking at this thing for even a second makes me want to call […]
Friday, November 23, 2012 // Woot
Will-AM-It, Will-UH-Met. Either way, it drinks the same. The difference is the company you keep while doing so. If you want to waste this beautifully crafted and polished bright garnet wine with a rich essence of fresh Bing cherries, pomegranates and blueberries on your fly-over friends, hey, that’s your prerogative. But just so there’s no […]
Friday, November 23, 2012 // Woot
If and when today’s daily deal sells out, we will probably replace it with another. When? What will it be? How many deals will we offer? The answer is: whatever lets us grab the most cash! We could say we’re doing it to bring more red-hot Black Friday deals to our beloved customers, but frankly […]
Thursday, November 22, 2012 // Woot
“Sure, Uncle Gary, I’d love to hear all about how you almost broke the bank in Atlantic City. Just as soon as I get back from the bathroom.” Whew! I thought I’d never get away from that blowhard. Now, to enjoy a little downtime with that Affinity 24″ LED TV I’ve got stowed in the […]
Thursday, November 22, 2012 // Woot
“Was that a touchdown?” “I couldn’t tell.” “I didn’t know you could still get analog channels, Uncle Ted. I thought you had to at least have a digital box these days.” “Feh. It’s just a liberal plot.” “Okay, but maybe next Thanksgiving you could come to our house? Emma and I would be happy to […]
Thursday, November 22, 2012 // Woot
Buying a new bike can be an intimidating process. You see those road bikers around town, clad in spandex, clicking those weird shoes into those weird pedals, and dropping down on their impossibly low handlebars. Is that REAL biking. Are you a doofus if you don’t look like that? No. In fact, it is those […]
Thursday, November 22, 2012 // Woot
Brant sat on one end of the dining room table. Lesley’s mother sat at the other. Lesley was in the middle, closer to her side. Lesley’s mother took a long, hard glare at Brant. “I want you … to spell my daughter’s name.” Brant sighed. It wasn’t even two in the afternoon and he was […]
