Friday, October 26, 2012 // Woot
INT: A modern suburban home. Two kids are at their computer, sighing. It’s so boring! So two-dimensional! Outside, their father is walking toward the door, carrying a Samsung 3D Blu-ray Player. He’s smiling with excitement, and can’t wait to change the lives of his children. Let’s watch! DAD: Say, kids! What are you doing on […]
Thursday, October 25, 2012 // Woot
“Greetings, adventurers. If you’re hearing this message on my iPod, broadcasting through my Klipsch iGroove SXT iPod Speaker System that means you received my summons and have come to this abandoned warehouse.” “We were told there would be espresso.” “And pastries.” “You’re no doubt commenting on the lack of the promised coffee and pastry, but […]
Thursday, October 25, 2012 // Woot
There’s a lot of exercise advice out there, and it’s hard to separate the facts from nonsense. Is strength or conditioning more important early in a training program? Should you do short, intense workouts or long endurance activities? Confusion reigns. Well, let’s dispel one commonly-held misconception right now: Strong abdominal muscles don’t require a lot […]
Thursday, October 25, 2012 // Woot
“Anniversaries are the best, aren’t they?” said Leslie, wrapping his arms around Brant as he stood at the stove. Brant smiled and hugged back with his shoulders. “Leslie, do you remember that first night, when we decided to move in together? Before we found this place?” “In that crappy little apartment of yours? The one […]
Thursday, October 25, 2012 // Woot
Tim walked into the living room, wrapped in a blanket and looking distraught. He stood in the doorway and sighed. When Michelle didn’t look up, he sighed a little louder. When she still didn’t look up, he cleared his throat and then went back to looking distraught. “OK I’ll bite,” said Michelle. “What’s wrong now? […]
Thursday, October 25, 2012 // Woot
“OK, Jeff. Enough if enough. Something has got to be done about that Carl guy.” My hands are tied here, Phil. I don’t like it any more than you do. “Jeff, so far he’s canned 60% of the work force. We’re never going to meet our quota this short-handed.” Like I said, my hands are […]
Thursday, October 25, 2012 // Woot
“Bzzzzshhwwwwwww” “Xzxzxzxzxzxzzxx” “You’ll never defeat me! BzzzzzzWhooWhooWhoo” “That’s what you think, Darth Tyler. But you underestimate my powers. Czzzzzchwoosh.” “AIIIIIII. My hand! You cut off my hand!” “Oh my God. Tyler, I’m so sorry.” “Mommmmmmmm! Where’s mommmmm!? My hand!!” “I thought these were just toys.” “Toys?? Why would we play with toys? These are the […]
Thursday, October 25, 2012 // Woot
Not every site makes it a year, you know. That’s why, when Wine.Woot heard Home.Woot was turning one today, everyone knew we HAD to do something nice. Our original plan was to grab a bottle of NV Sonoma County Blanc de Noirs and break it over the head of the buyers. We figured it’d be […]
Thursday, October 25, 2012 // Woot
It’s not every day that our home-goods site turns a year old. In fact, it’s only one day, ever. So we’re not going to let a little rain and a little chill and a little gusting wind keep us from partying down. And this George Foreman Grill makes it easy, so no whining. Look, we […]
Thursday, October 25, 2012 // Woot
In the box: Papa Bert’s World Famous Stadium Sippin’ Seat with Hidden Built-in Flexible Flask (Choose Color) Woot
