Monday, October 15, 2012 // Woot
My life is wonderful. I am sated as a human being. If I had one desire it would be for a Kodak 16MP Digital Camera with 5x Optical Zoom to document all the wonderful things that happen in my life. I eat wonderful meals, I hang out with my attractive friends, I go to my […]
Monday, October 15, 2012 // Woot
In real life, I can sip my pumpkin latte and eat my pumpkin scone, but in my dreams – OH, IN MY DREAMS! – I can do so much more! In my dreams, I drive my pumpkin car down the pumpkin paved road towards my modest pumpkin house. And after parking in my pumpkin garage […]
Monday, October 15, 2012 // Woot
No, it wasn’t by accident. I’ve just been pouring it into a glass and drinking it. Like, once a night. For the past month. Sometimes, I’d have more than one glass. Sometimes, I’d even serve the Poizin to friends. On purpose. I know, I know! I’m a bad man! Why do I do it? I […]
Monday, October 15, 2012 // Woot
As you blow the last bits of wood away from the top of the table, you feel it. This is it. This is your masterpiece. This is the one that’s going to convince Freeda that you’re the one for her. And it’s been a long time coming. Ever since the first time you opened your CRKT […]
Monday, October 15, 2012 // Woot
As you blow the last bits of wood away from the top of the table, you feel it. This is it. This is your masterpiece. This is the one that’s going to convince Freeda that you’re the one for her. And it’s been a long time coming. Ever since the first time you opened your CRKT […]
Sunday, October 14, 2012 // Woot
I’ll be the first to admit that I didn’t do the greatest cost-over-time analysis when I got my laser eyes. Especially in terms of the power source. See, the doctor offered to hook them up so that they ran off of the energy generated by the beating of my heart, but that was going to […]
Sunday, October 14, 2012 // Woot
We got a Kelty Backpack for you, but not just any Kelty Backpack! It’s a Redwing Kelty Backpack! Right in time for hockey season… not to happen! But hey, the NHL being locked out isn’t going to stop us from pretending this backpack is in some way officially aligned with that professional ice hockey team […]
Sunday, October 14, 2012 // Woot
Rod looked up from his copy of 50 Shades of Grey. It was late and he had an early morning meeting with the realtor. He closed the book and turned the metal switch on his floor lamp, then fumbled his way through the dark to the stairs. But just as he hit the bottom step, […]
Sunday, October 14, 2012 // Woot
Jake was standing in the toy aisle, playing a game of “Would You Rather” in his head. To be fair, it’s not like any of the scenarios would be a pleasure cruise. We’re talking war, here. The super secret Extreme Ops kind. But if he had to choose between the possibility of getting his face […]
Sunday, October 14, 2012 // Woot
Oh sure, for many years my profession had a bad reputation. We’d recommend things like holding the toothbrushes under boiling water or performing bristle lobotomies. But that’s a thing of the past now that the Violight Zapi Toothbrush Sanitizer exists! Today, it’s just a few moments under germicidal ultraviolet light, and we’re all back to […]
