Tuesday, October 16, 2012 // Woot
A smirk crossed Roomba’s face as she watched the scene from her self-charging station. “Boy, you’ve really outdone yourself this time,” said her Virtual Wall. “What?” Roomba responded with mock innocence. “Oh don’t pretend like you didn’t do that on purpose. I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re up on eBay by the end of the […]
Tuesday, October 16, 2012 // Woot
It’s 3:22 am. Michelle is awoken by the urgent cries for help from her middle child. She leaps out of bed and runs down the hallway where she finds Jake in the bathroom, standing on the edge of the tub, and pointing frantically at the toilet. It’s overflowing. Water is gushing out and quickly submerging […]
Tuesday, October 16, 2012 // Woot
Leonardo da Vinci’s genius remains unchallenged in the pantheon of intellectual history. The epitome of a “Renaissance Man,” Leonardo’s paintings, scientific works, and engineering drafts showcase his insatiable curiosity. And while many of his proposed inventions, such as human-powered flying machines and “Dream Chairs” proved technically impossible, the latter at least provides tremendous comfort to […]
Tuesday, October 16, 2012 // Woot
Like ninjas, cats are bloodthirsty monsters. Awwww. Cute cat ninjas! How adorable. There’s nothing more precious than an obligate carnivore trained in the art of cold-blooded assassination. Isn’t that wight, widdle buddy? Look at him swish his little tail in that adorable little ninjitsu costume! Did you know that cat tails are design to distribute […]
Tuesday, October 16, 2012 // Woot
An open letter to the Italian guy who got upset with me as I tasted the Pavi Napa Valley Dolcetto: Dear Sir: First of all, please know it was not my intention to ruin your outing with your lovely and slightly underdressed daughter. Obviously, because of the warm weather, she was perfectly entitled to be […]
Tuesday, October 16, 2012 // Woot
Ah, childhood! Everything was there for you, and maybe your friends, and maybe that kid you hated if they got there first, but primarily for you. Do you ever miss those lazy, exciting days of yesteryear? Yeah? Well, then, maybe you should consider this Apple 8GB iPod touch. First of all (and likely what you […]
Monday, October 15, 2012 // Woot
Who needs a full 5.1 speaker system when you can get this Philips SoundBar? It has all the immersive audio of a big clunky speaker set in a slim, elegant package. It really goes to show that sometimes less speakers are more. …Notice anything peculiar about that last sentence? You just gonna let it slide? […]
Monday, October 15, 2012 // Woot
It’s true! The “camel humps have water” thing is a myth. They’re full of fat. So if you want an authentic experience with your CamelBak Groove .6L Filtered Bottle 2-Pack, maybe you should fill ’em with lard or nacho cheese or something. Oh sure, nobody likes a realist. Fine. You can use them as an […]
Monday, October 15, 2012 // Woot
Thank you for living with us here in this HomeCorp Inc. Residential Property! We’re sorry to see you go! Please take a moment to fill out the following survey and tell us how amazing your experience living in one of our fabulous luxury apartments was! How long have you lived here? 3 years. Which of […]
Monday, October 15, 2012 // Woot
Olivia lay on the driveway in front of her Thames & Kosmos Stirling Engine, furious at herself. It was a crisp afternoon, but not cold yet. The manual was open and she was connecting the battery, which she’d convinced her father to buy, as it was sold separately. If only she’d thought to bring the […]
