Friday, September 28, 2012 // Woot
Far up in the clouds above Santa Barbara is the White Hawk Vineyard. Each day dozens of hawks soar down to rip only the finest grapes into their claws, which they then carry back to the casks and barrels that are held aloft by tiny bluebirds (who make excellent money, by the way!) until such […]
Friday, September 28, 2012 // Woot
“Check it out, dude. I got one of those Swann Freestyle 1080p Action Cam things.” “Wow, I didn’t know you were the active type.” “Totally, bro. I strapped this thing on a helmet and recorded my whole day in 1080p. Wanna watch?” “The whole day?” “Maybe just the highlights then.” “This is just a shot […]
Thursday, September 27, 2012 // Woot
Honey, stop crying! The 17-year-old boy in the polo shirt at the big box retailer said this Sony 5.5″ Clamshell Tablet P is even better than the Nintendo DS you wanted! And we got a case with it, too! Look, it’s got two screens, just like the DS! Okay, it tries to stretch one display […]
Thursday, September 27, 2012 // Woot
“Oh God. Oh. Mmmmmm. Oh yeah. This water is so good. Hand me another 24 oz Stanley water bottle, please.” “Sure, here you go. Wow, you’re drinking that like a horse. Slow down a bit.” “Maybe you’re right. Ever since I came off the Desiccation Diet, I’ve just been fiending for water. I can’t get […]
Thursday, September 27, 2012 // Woot
“Ravitzky!” Mike looked up from his cot as the guard was opening the door to his cell. “Looks like it’s your lucky day, pal. They dropped the B&E charges. You’re gonna need a new place to stay, though.” He handed Mike the eviction papers and the few belongings he had come in with. Mike took […]
Thursday, September 27, 2012 // Woot
Jake remembered it like it was yesterday. Christmas 2009. He only asked for one thing that year. One thing that would make a little boy’s life complete: a train set. He had petitioned hard for it all year long, dropping subtle hints whenever he got the chance. But after the incident in church where he […]
Thursday, September 27, 2012 // Woot
As I see it, I have two choices here: Rock the headboard (all night long, awww yeahhh!) or a walking cast. Either way, I see a lot of sex in my future. On the one hand, ain’t no ladies nowhere that don’t love a man with style. They’ll take one look at the hand-tufted buttons […]
Thursday, September 27, 2012 // Woot
As I see it, I have two choices here: Rock the headboard (all night long, awww yeahhh!) or a walking cast. Either way, I see a lot of sex in my future. On the one hand, ain’t no ladies nowhere that don’t love a man with style. They’ll take one look at the hand-tufted buttons […]
Thursday, September 27, 2012 // Woot
As I see it, I have two choices here: Rock the headboard (all night long, awww yeahhh!) or a walking cast. Either way, I see a lot of sex in my future. On the one hand, ain’t no ladies nowhere that don’t love a man with style. They’ll take one look at the hand-tufted buttons […]
Thursday, September 27, 2012 // Woot
It was already dark when the townspeople gathered at the town hall to discuss the vampire. He’d been wreaking havoc on their small community for quite some time, and it was only getting worse. In just the past month alone, he’d bitten nearly 18 people and tried to bite upwards of 60 more. He had […]
