Saturday, September 29, 2012 // Woot
Buying a computer can be tough because there are so many “specs” and “features” and “RAMs” and “hertz” and “slots” and “gremlins” involved. So: is this HP H8 hexa-core desktop the computer for you? Here’s a handy guide to help you out. Would be great: For someone who likes to do some video editing. The […]
Saturday, September 29, 2012 // Woot
Hey, Rich! Thanks for dropping by! Yeah, I was just looking at your budget requests for projects you’ve got planned this year, and I had a few questions. So this stuff near the top – finding cures for debilitating diseases, cleaning up the environment, patching up the ozone – that’s all great, exactly the sort […]
Saturday, September 29, 2012 // Woot
Um, excuse me, Kelly? Hey, I just wanted to tell you… What do you mean “who am I?” I’m Brad! From Accounting? I sit behind you in the morning morale meeting. Yeah, for like two and a half years now. Really. So, uh, like I was saying, I thought that sales presentation was really awesome. […]
Saturday, September 29, 2012 // Woot
I use a MacBook Air for work, and let me tell you: It is a great option if you are a copywriters for a deal-a-day website and you need to crank out some meta product descriptions. In fact, I would recommend this computer to ANY Woot writer who doesn’t already have one. Oh, Sean is […]
Friday, September 28, 2012 // Woot
So, I hear this is a pretty solid GPS, that it can calculate the fastest route possible, that it comes pre-loaded with 7 million points of interest in over 60 categories, that it can even help you choose the right lane or find emergency services, all that stuff. But here’s my question: can it give […]
Friday, September 28, 2012 // Woot
“Alright, Chris. Everyone’s talking about it, so why don’t you just spill it. What happened to your arms?” “Yeah, Chris. You can tell us. This is a safe place.” Wait, what? Nothing. What are you talking about? My arms are fine. “Sure they are, Chris.” “So ‘fine’ that you feel the need to hide them […]
Friday, September 28, 2012 // Woot
Danielle did what she’d always done when she felt stressed: she died her hair jet black, went to the library, and hid in the shelves with a book. This had been her way since junior high and she saw no reason to change it now, especially since every one of her neighbors were losing their […]
Friday, September 28, 2012 // Woot
Hey, Jared. I thought I might find you out here. I don’t know that we were properly introduced. I’m Tim, Maggie’s friend Michelle’s husband, otherwise known as the only other guy at the co-ed baby shower besides you. No, no, it’s no big deal. Besides, just my being here gets me out of so much […]
Friday, September 28, 2012 // Woot
No more ruined kitchen knives and shattered potato mashers! I’ve tried and failed to use regular kitchen implements that CLAIM to have multiple uses, but no longer! I’ve accepted the truth: there is a specialized device for every possible thing you might try to do in the kitchen, and in order to do it you […]
Friday, September 28, 2012 // Woot
Listen, science isn’t all dinosaurs and laserbeams. Being a scientist takes hard work, attention to detail, and making imaginary women come to life with your computers. Sure, people watch “Jurassic Park” and “Fringe” and think science is just this wacky institution. But they forget to watch “Honey I Shrunk The Kids” and “Weird Science,” in […]
