Monday, April 29, 2013 // Woot
All my life, for every single birthday, my mother would buy me a chocolate cake from the grocery store bakery. And then she’d serve up that grocery store chocolate cake with a big scoop (or two) of chocolate ice cream, right on top of the grocery store chocolate cake. The problem with this? I hate […]
Monday, April 29, 2013 // Woot
What if I told you that every baby is born with three simple desires? It’s true! You what to know what those desires are? There’s MILK. There’s SLEEP. And, of course, there’s GOING ON A SAFARI. Now you may already be prepared to give your baby both milk AND sleep. But are you fully prepared […]
Monday, April 29, 2013 // Woot
You think you’re so great with your 8GB DDR3 memory and your 2TB hard drive. You think you’re so much better than me, just because I’m a lowly cup full of pencils and you’re a fancy HP desktop PC. Well, listen: nobody else on this desk wants you here, OK? This desk used to be […]
Monday, April 29, 2013 // Woot
That’s right. Scott Harvey Amador County Barbera is my best friend and is most certainly real. Each time I uncork a new bottle of it, I rediscover its flavors of fresh, ripe blackberries and raspberries. I guess to an extent I can understand the disbelief. I’ve never actually introduced them, but that’s just because I […]
Monday, April 29, 2013 // Woot
“Hey Bob.” Hey, Dave. “Going for a run?” Yeah. Don’t wanna lose my girlish figure. “I see you’re wearing those Fila Skele-Toes. You’re into the whole barefoot running phenomenon, huh?” Nah, not really. I just wear these instead of regular running shoes because they keep Addie entertained. I try to get in at least 5 […]
Sunday, April 28, 2013 // Woot
Behold, my fellow Norsemen! It is I! That Norse God With The Hammer! “Oh, you mean, Tho-“ SHHH! SHHHH! I know my name dates back to the dawn of man, but we’re talking about Disney lawyers here! Even the most valiant of warriors knows when to back down. That’s why I’m now That Norse God […]
Sunday, April 28, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because iPhone people all be, “oh, lemme check my email on my iPhone!” Or “oh, let me pull up an app to find the nearest hot dog stand,” and you wanna show them that they’re not special and you’re not jealous AT ALL! Don’t use this: as a mirror. Yes it can work […]
Sunday, April 28, 2013 // Woot
Use this: for core strengthening without a huge commitment of dollars, time, space, or gasoline. That’s right – the Wave uses NO gasoline! Don’t use this: at the ballgame. Wrong “Wave.” The experts say: if the number of sculpting & toning exercises you do doesn’t reach the low three digits, you might as well not […]
Sunday, April 28, 2013 // Woot
Sure does. Brings me back to the old days on the farm. Ma or Pa would ring the bell to start the day, and Suzy, Missy, Pearl, and I would get ready to do our chores. We’d run out into the fields, the sun hitting our back. Our dogs, Scruffy and Jingles, running across the […]
