Thursday, September 20, 2012 // Woot
Sometimes you have a problem you don’t even know you have! Until I picked up this Sony Speaker Dock for iPod & iPhone, I was just laying my iPhone down next to my bed like an idiot. Can you believe it? All those nights wasted. I could’ve been docking my phone instead of just plugging […]
Thursday, September 20, 2012 // Woot
Meriwether Lewis March 23, 1806 The Pacific Ocean Dear, sweet journal, Two horses and one man died this week. We are precious short on foodstuffs and blankets. Tried to trade with locals but were rebuffed. Capt. Clark remains in a foul temper. Looking back, now, I have but one regret: That I chose a knockoff […]
Thursday, September 20, 2012 // Woot
Harold had been with the Postal Service for over 40 years and he was 3 weeks away from retirement. He was exhausted after a long day and was making his last delivery when the lady with the cigarette stepped out of the shadows and scared the bajeebus out of him. “Harold, is it?” Sylvia said […]
Thursday, September 20, 2012 // Woot
It’s true. Her baby was growing up. OK, so technically Jake hadn’t been a baby for a while now. But Ella was practically born emancipated, so Michelle was clinging to Jake a little longer than was socially acceptable. Today they were having a battle of wills over camping in the back yard. Michelle preferred her […]
Thursday, September 20, 2012 // Woot
Look, Internet, we really shouldn’t have to say stuff like this, but here goes: if you’re going to use this PENTAX 16MP Optio camera with 18X Optical Zoom for any sort of illicit behavior like, say, taking naked photos of yourself or maybe photographing yourself crapping in the ground beef at your job at Taco […]
Thursday, September 20, 2012 // Woot
Hey, check out my shirt! Pretty hip, right? “Meh.” What do you mean, ‘meh’? It’s a 3 Wolf Moon shirt! “Exactly. Meh. Nobody cares about those anymore. These days, all the cool kids are wearing 3 Fox Leaf shirts.” What? 3 Fox Leaf? “Yeah man! 3 Wolf Moon? That’s some thrift store stuff.” Wasn’t that […]
Thursday, September 20, 2012 // Woot
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a grapeseed oil. To me, being a grapeseed oil was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the oil extractor for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was […]
Thursday, September 20, 2012 // Woot
I’m just so tired of all the political rhetoric being thrown around these days. It’s all big, vague promises. Take this Little Giant, for example. It can’t just tell us that it has hinge locks and telescoping sides. It can’t just say, “Hey, I’m the lightest 17-foot multi-use ladder on the market.” Never will you […]
Thursday, September 20, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Wednesday, September 19, 2012 // Woot
Specifications: Class: 47″ Viewable: 46.96″ Backlight Type: 3D CCFL Resolution: 1920 x 1080 Signal Compatibility: 1080p, 1080i, 720p, 480p, 480i Colors: 16.7 Million Computer Support: 1920 x 1080, 1024 x 768, 800 x 600, 640 x 480 via RGB/HDMI Dynamic Contrast Ratio: 200,000?1 Brightness: 420 nits Response Time: 8ms Wi-Fi: 802.11n Viewable Angle: 178? / […]
