Monday, February 27, 2012 // Woot
Oh, cool! SDXC? I love that comic strip! Open it, open it! “It’s a- Wow, what is this?” It’s a Centon 64GB SDXC Card! Just like you wanted! “I…wanted this?” I thought so. You mentioned all you really wanted was an SDXC card. I figured you had a camera or something where you would need […]
Sunday, February 26, 2012 // Woot
Caught In The Act Come on, son. We all know you’re the one who tried to shave the dog. We’ve got the whole thing on video. Look, why don’t you just come clean? It’d be easier for all of us if you just confess. We’ve got all the evidence we need to put you away […]
Saturday, February 25, 2012 // Woot
Please Check Before You Order So You Get The Size You Need Sixty batteries? Yeah, take THAT, you stupid fire alarm. Ohhhh, I’m onto you, Mr. Fire Alarm in my hallway. You act like you’re only keeping me safe from fires, but then, the very SECOND I’ve got a big meeting or a test or […]
Friday, February 24, 2012 // Woot
This Is Your Last Chance If We’re Lucky We still got these things in a big pile. Don’t you want to be a part of the fun? The 2012 Woot Calendar is here for two reasons. The first is because it always makes us laugh when a bunch of people post NEXT on the forums. […]
Friday, February 24, 2012 // Woot
A Tax That Helps You Are you one of those people who really hates taxes? Like, REALLY hates taxes? The kind of person who sees firemen having lunch and thinks “That could have been my .04 percent of a penny they’re wasting right now!” Well, if that’s true, you’ll be happy to know that this […]
Friday, February 24, 2012 // Woot
Visualize Annihilation I love being a yoga instructor – except for the total friggin’ idiot morons I have to work with. Not a shift goes by here at the Serenity Wellness Retreat without the urge to strangle some waste of flesh on the staff. Chantelle always blasting those aggravating “ocean waves” CDs. Luther always burning […]
Friday, February 24, 2012 // Woot
It’s A “Bright” Decision… GET IT???? Planning to hang out at the pool listening to tunes? Then why should you be paying an electric bill? Look, that little iMonster is costing you extra cash every month. You know it, it knows it, the guy getting rich off your electric bills knows it. And guess what? […]
Friday, February 24, 2012 // Woot
Hide This Person With settings specifically for photos of food, pets, and the beach, you can annoy your Facebook friends like never before. At first I didn’t understand all the hostile comments. “Thanks, I REALLY care about what you have for dinner EVERY SINGLE DAY,” said one college classmate under a photo of my delicious […]
Friday, February 24, 2012 // Woot
Where’s HP? There may be an HP laptop in your midst RIGHT NOW! Follow our four easy steps and everyone can know for sure. Sure, this HP is packing an AMD A6-3400M 1.4GHz quad-core processor and 8GB worth of DDR3 memory for multi-tasking power, but with its understated design, you’d have no idea just looking […]
Friday, February 24, 2012 // Woot
Shooting the Dead Jeez, can we get one minute of footage without some paranormal stuff messing everything up?! Cut! Cut! Cut! No Ryan, there’s nothing wrong with your delivery. Your muffled crying was perfect! It’s just that whispering voice in the wind again. You know, talking about “all who enter be warned” and “ye all […]
