Thursday, March 8, 2012 // Woot
Science Demands Sacrifices What’s creepier? An empty library or the average Internet forum? On the one hand, there’s the sound of recirculated air through dusty pages. On the other, there’s that guy who wants to know what color socks you have on. It’s really hard to say which is scarier. But with a Samsung Quad-Core […]
Wednesday, March 7, 2012 // Woot
Oh yeah? Say it to my face. Yeah, well call me a “tool” all you want; I take it as a compliment. Go ahead, pal. Call me a tool. Because I figure that means I must be as useful as a Skil Tool Set. Who wouldn’t want to be a versatile tool set that can […]
Tuesday, March 6, 2012 // Woot
Dander You Do, Dander You Don’t These Dyson vacuums have really cheapened the hobby of pet-hair collecting. These kids today have no idea what it used to take to build a really good collection. I once drove 400 miles to a convention to buy a wisp of red-sable Pomeranian hair for $ 60 – and […]
Monday, March 5, 2012 // Woot
Round and Round Good job, kids! You guys made it all the way around the track without crashing a whole ten times! Just 164,990 revolutions to go to see who wins! What? You guys can’t be done already! The race just got started! I thought you two loved NASCAR racing, but clearly I was mistaken. […]
Sunday, March 4, 2012 // Woot
It’s a story as old as time, really. Continuing to reduce your dependence on going outside for any reason. It’s been six weeks since Stephanie left, and he’s miserable. He comforts himself with the fact that he was miserable when they were together, too. Maybe he’s just a miserable person, doomed to feel this way […]
Saturday, March 3, 2012 // Woot
All Short, No Curlies It happened like this, Doc. I had this hot date, right? And I figured, why not be groomed… everywhere, if you catch my drift? It took me months to work up the nerve to ask her out. See, she works at this vintage clothing store in the cool part of town. […]
Friday, March 2, 2012 // Woot
The Heartbreak Happy birthday, darling! I hope you’re ready for a surprise because I’ve… oh, hey, she left out our Acoustic Research iPod Docking Station! Hm, what does this note say? Oh, wow, a message? My true love left a message for me? On the iPhone that was sold separately from the Acoustic Research iPod […]
Thursday, March 1, 2012 // Woot
A Wild Night Life Here on the Serengeti, it’s important to be camouflaged. Ah, bonjour to you, Monsieur Buffalo! A table for one? So the lovely Madame Buffalo will not be joining us tonight? Oh, oui. A tiger attack. My condolences. Still, we are men of the world, are we not? And such things, mon […]
Wednesday, February 29, 2012 // Woot
Jump In Wait, all I have to do is tell people on the Internet that I want to make a video and they’ll send me money? Count me in! Hi, and welcome to my JumperCable page! For years, I’ve been looking for a way to convince others that I deserve to be freely given their […]
Tuesday, February 28, 2012 // Woot
Face it, this is a good camera This Kodak 14MP Digital Camera will pick up all sorts of details. Even the ones you don’t want picked up. Hi All, I’m emailing because, quite frankly, I’m very disappointed with some of the messages I’ve seen going around the office. First of all, I only decided to […]
