Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Not only does this little Woot-Off interlude promise 20% off any shirt on the Shirt.Woot Reckoning page – in other words, the usual killer one-hour-only deal we bust out on these occasions – but that discount also applies to any t-shirt or hoodie in our Shirtoberfest! event. If you’ve somehow avoided hearing about it, Shirtoberfest! […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
I’ll Be Driving Screws (Forever) Most fans give the boys in the band flowers or teddy bears or underpants. I prefer to give them something they can use. This is why you should let me backstage instead of any of these other howling idiots. Keep me from my mission, sir, and I vow I shall […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
When The Family’s Away The wife and kids are gone for the weekend? Time to call up some friends, crank up the tunes, and party! Hey, Chris? Yeah, it’s Pauly! How are you doin’, man? Or here’s a better question: what are you doing this weekend? See, Sue decided to visit her mom and take […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
The Root Cyclone of Life All I ask is that you please scatter my ashes on the floor. Any floor. And then vacuum them up with a Dyson. Weird? Why is it “weird”? Why is it any weirder than people who want their ashes scattered off of some mountainside or into some bay, where they […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Be Thankful For What You’ve Got The ultra-rich call this an iPod. Because they can just call musicians and pay them to sing. But that’s where you’re better than the ultra-rich, friends. Because can you imagine how hard it is to shuffle when the Uniden Bluetooth Headset is your source of music? Sure, it might […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
64 Gigabytes of Adrenaline! Who uses Centon DataStick Sport 64GB Waterproof USB Drives? Extreme guys like me, that’s who. I mean, just the other day I was rock climbing to the top of this mesa with no harness so that I could fight the giant condor that killed my father, when my rock-climbing partner, Kimberly, […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
If you want to come in, you have to jump to the left! You guys, this is gonna be the best Rocky Horror Party ever! Oh my GAWD, you all look so sexy and beautiful in your costumes! RAY! I can’t believe it! You make an amazing Magenta! And Cindy, you look exquisite as Eddie! […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Vice As the gangsters advanced, Tubbs Purebottom had to pretend to be afraid. It wasn’t easy. Am I a burger or something? Tubbs wanted to say. The kids had acted all tough as they reached into their back pockets, and Tubbs was a little nervous when he saw the folded up handles, but then… a […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Helps You Wander Down The Road Whatever happens, you’ve got it covered. The Visual Land 4-in-1 Combo Pack? It’s gonna work for you anywhere. Go on, think of a scenario. The Visual Land 4-in-1 Combo Pack already has it covered. Trapped in a crashing plane and you want to drown out the screams with some […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Double Trouble This Black & Decker LED Pocket Flex Flashlight is great. I use mine often to look for my other Black & Decker LED Pocket Flex Flashlight. I hide things in my sleep so much that it’s kind of a problem. And recently, I’ve been really into hiding my compact Black & Decker LED […]
