Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
Like A Little Desk Tank Maybe you can’t tell by the photo, but trust us. the front of this mouse is pretty cool. Lots of mice are like one big dollop of technology, like someone dropped hot soup on your desk and it congealed into a hunk of plastic. We’re happy to say that the […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Focus Your Anger There must be at least one person you hate enough to buy them this alarm clock. I know, I know, “Life’s too short to waste on BLAH BLAH BLAH.” Whatever. We’ve all got that one person that makes us cringe just by hearing their name. Why, I bet you’re thinking about that […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
The Box Of Tomorrow A little box that delivers media? Now I’ve seen everything! Wow! Wasn’t it just a decade or two back that my family got a little box to deliver us content? They called it “a descrambler” I think. Oh, and then before that, there was a slightly larger box to give us […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
You Don’t REALLY Want A Better Camera, Do You? Yes, you can get better cameras. But do you really want to learn how to use one? You’re not some overpaid pro with hours to kill. You can’t afford to hire some Russian model to sit there and drink mineral water as you figure things out. […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Welcome to Sound Bar. “Hi! I’ve been looking all over for something like this.” Please, no enthusiasm. Sound Bar is the new elite night club. I realize this is probably the highlight of your until-now-meaningless existence, but act like you’ve been here before. “What?” We ask all patrons of Sound Bar to adopt a disaffected, […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Make Your Son Feel Fortunate Yes, YOU might see a bad moon rising, but other people, they think you’re talking about a bathroom. It’s the curse of the songwriter. You sit all day to figure out the most perfect words to express your feelings, and puzzle out all the meters and rhythms to make what […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
NOOOOOOOO! Wow. As many times as I’ve seen this scene, I never noticed that Greedo was cutting drywall. I guess that’s the mark of a great work of art: you see something new every time. Well, maybe not every time. I didn’t notice anything new the last time I watched it, or the time before […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
And I Won’t Forget To Put Roses On Your Grave My best pal. We did everything together. Nobody knew me better. And now, he’s gone. Pal, you were there the night we snuck into the bar, underage. You were there the afternoon I got that old car runnin’. We shoplifted our first cigarettes, went on […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Earn Your Keep Yes, your snooty purebred kitten certainly looks very classy, but what does it DO? Because we’re in the 21st Century, my friend. There’s no more freeloading here. Those days of old, when some hippy parakeet could sit back and get told he’s a pretty boy 24/7, those days are OVER! These days […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Let’s get personal Nothing says inauspicious like this Dream Cheeky USB Webmail Notifier! Listen, I’m a popular guy. I got personal emails coming at me all day, every day. But I work at a place that doesn’t allow me to access my personal email on my work computer. They even look down on it if […]
