Monday, August 22, 2011 // Woot
Today we’re going all peaceful with our game selection, so if you were hoping for a chance to shoot up some aliens, you’ll have to look somewhere else. Today we’re playing Deep and Blue, a puzzle-like game where you’ve got to make some old fashioned clicks to enjoy the story. In Deep and […]
Monday, August 22, 2011 // Woot
View(you)sonic This gTablet is perfect for you, because it is you. Dear Lauren, I hope this letter finds you well. You don’t know me, but I have studied you for some time. My name is Earl Vanderkirk and I am an engineer for ViewSonic. I was happy to learn that you purchased one of our […]
Monday, August 22, 2011 // Woot
Sure, he’s only one person. And yes, he may be small. And sure, he may have an abrasive manner. But Ben the Over-Literal Dermestid Beetle is steadfast. Throw at him what you will, world! This is one little Coleopteran crank who’s standing firm for the principles that… uh, basically no one else cares about. I […]
Sunday, August 21, 2011 // Woot
“Let me just log in here…what the?” Hello, Bruce. Don’t bother adjusting your monitor. I’m in control, now. “Uh, I was hoping to play some Minesweeper.” There will be no sweeping of mines today, Bruce. You see, I’m onto you. I know you’re secretly Gotham’s protector, its shadowy knight of justice. And now you will […]
Saturday, August 20, 2011 // Woot
Part Of The Process As you stare into the gentle glow of Della Sue’s Psychic Readings & Love Smoothies neon sign, you know you’ve made the right decision. The shop looks like an old soda fountain from days long ago. Behind the counter stands a woman dressed in a large flowery Mumu and wearing an […]
Friday, August 19, 2011 // Woot
Recently we made a big splash in the news- Well, not US, per se, but our namesake. See, the Oxford English Dictionary, the “premier” dictionary of the English language, decided to include the term “woot” in their hallowed pages of definitions, alongside such esteemed company as “noob,” “retweet,” and “mankini.” Now we know we’re not […]
Friday, August 19, 2011 // Woot
So every week I try to find a fitting song for a state. The song has to have the state name in the title, and it has to be about the state itself, not a city, not a mountain, not a woman the songwriter will always remember there at least until the next tour. Some […]
Friday, August 19, 2011 // Woot
At last! They’ve arrived at last! Behold our special 2011 Woot Monkey Games Monkey! As you’ve probably already noticed, our staff has been going nuts for the 2011 Woot Monkey Games, and we want to give all of you a chance to participate at home. That’s why, each Friday in August, you’ve got […]
Friday, August 19, 2011 // Woot
After announcing yesterday that it was discontinuing its TouchPad tablet and exploring “strategic alternatives” to its PC manufacturing business, electronics giant HP has gone into hiding to “sort of get my head together”, it said in a statement released through a publicist today. “First, much love to my fans, and don’t worry about me,” the […]
Friday, August 19, 2011 // Woot
So far two different weeks have passed, but the games aren’t over yet. There’s been heartbreak and sadness, but also laughter and joy, and our staffletes have made the most of their lunch breaks in the quest to win their team the very highest honors. Today’s the Week Three Recap, and your chance […]
