Sunday, August 14, 2011 // Woot
High Hopes Haven’t you ever had a dream that fell short? Don’t you remember how that felt? Somewhere in the halls of Sonyplex, there was a man in a lovely office. This man thought he had a vision of what the future would be. This man could see row upon row of Sony Dash Personal […]
Saturday, August 13, 2011 // Woot
You know what, I’ve tested this. Yes, a picture would last longer. But it’s just not the same. Hey there. Creepy leering guy here. Listen, I want you to know I’ve taken your advice to heart. Every time my head whips around in response to a bikini-clad beach-goer walking by, every time I stop in […]
Friday, August 12, 2011 // Woot
I need romance, stat! You’re going to love talking to people on this Ooma Telo. If they don’t love talking back, that’s too bad! Hello, 911? Hey! It’s me, Chris! I just set up my new Ooma Telo – only took fifteen minutes! – and it says that when I call 911, you guys’ll get […]
Thursday, August 11, 2011 // Woot
In ancient times, there were normal shops with awnings, and cash-register abacuses, and lists hanging up of people who had passed bad checks. And then there were also guys who travelled around with carts and backpacks full of stuff so that you could buy goods and services that came from other places. That guy is […]
Thursday, August 11, 2011 // Woot
We’ve waited long enough for this! Thanks to the recently trending hashtag #imthetypeofperson, the people of Twitter finally have an opportunity to tell us a little bit about themselves! And not a moment too soon; they were way too shy and reserved until now. Lets learn about what types there are out there… I’m not […]
Thursday, August 11, 2011 // Woot
Red-and-Blue Light Special Look, mate, don’t trouble yourself about where I got it. Let’s just say I’m passing the savings on to you, yeh? Swear on me mum, it’s all above board. Me mate Gez ‘ere can vouch for that, can’t you, Gez? An’ ‘e should know. ‘E’s the one who, er, let’s say took […]
Wednesday, August 10, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. BRASILIA, Brazil (UPI) — Brazil has announced it […]
Wednesday, August 10, 2011 // Woot
With all that unpleasantness over in London, how are Britons forgetting their troubles? According to the “Movers and Shakers” chart for the Sports & Leisure department at amazon.co.uk, they’re taking up baseball. Woot! – One Day, One Deal
Wednesday, August 10, 2011 // Woot
SCIENCE OR SORCERY? We’d like to believe this printer works by some means other than black magic. But the alternative explanations all seem so far-fetched. “Hello, and welcome to another exciting episode of SCIENCE OR SORCERY? I’m your host, Professor Merle Ganun. And just let me clarify, in accordance with the stipulations set forth in […]
Tuesday, August 9, 2011 // Woot
For the last three or four months DC (Detective Comics, home of Superman, Batman, etc., in case you’re not a regular at your local Android’s Dungeon) has teased that in September they’ll be relaunching the entire universe, with 52 titles getting brand new “Number One” issues. For DC, it’s a chance to reinvigorate the brand […]
