Yes, a picture would last longer. But it’s just not the same.
Hey there. Creepy leering guy here. Listen, I want you to know I’ve taken your advice to heart. Every time my head whips around in response to a bikini-clad beach-goer walking by, every time I stop in my tracks to stare at an angry person who inadvertently suffered embarrassment, and every time my mind wanders when someone eats a banana, I’ve heard your words: “WHY DON’T YOU TAKE A PICTURE? IT’LL LAST LONGER!”
Well I might not be the brightest guy on the planet, but I figure enough people give you a piece of advice, maybe it’s time to take it to heart. So I got me one of these refurbished Panasonic 14.1MP Digital Camera with Leica 16x Optical Zoom, GPS & 1080p HD Video.
It’s a great little point and shoot. It’s got a 3 inch Smart Touch LCD screen, a GPS function to tag my photos so I can remember where that place that sells ill-fitting halter tops is, and this neat Venus Engine FHD thing cleans up chromatic and luminance noise to keep my images crystal clear.
Whatever that means.
But I’ve tried taking pictures and I’ve got to say it’s just not the same. Look, I’m a creepy leering guy. I own it. It’s not the most glamorous existence, but it’s my lot in life. I’m compelled to ogle, slack-jawed, at anything ranging from slightly embarrassing to the most mildly titillating stuff you can think of. And snapping a photo doesn’t really cut the mustard.
For one, I don’t even really like looking at the photos afterward. There’s something about being in the moment, y’know? And two: as uncomfortable as people might get by a balding, overweight guy staring at them for picking a wedgie, they get WAY more upset when said guy reaches for a camera and snaps a photo. I get all kinds of grief: “I’m gonna kill you,” “If this winds up on the internet I’ll sue,” “Why don’t you try being a decent human being for once in your god-forsaken life,” it goes on and on.
So trust me on this, folks: it might be creepy getting leered at in your moment of vulnerability, but it’s way worse when the creepy leering guy whips out his camera.
Large 3.0-inch Smart Touch LCD features a high 460,000-dot resolution, and a wide-viewing angle allows you to zoom, Auto Focus, release shutte and playback with the touch of a finger
16x Optical Zoom LEICA DC Lens with 24mm Ultra Wide Angle provide precision quality optics—extremely bright with a powerful, versatile range
Create beautifully detailed, crisp and vivid movies in 1080p and Dolby Sound
GPS function tags your photos and videos with place, name, and coordinate details for tracking and recalling location of images
The LUMIX GPS displays not only latitudes and longitudes, but also the area information that covers 203 countries or regions and the landmark information of over 1,000,000 locations in 82 countries or regions. This function allows geotagged images to be pinpointed via online maps and easily shared with friends and family
When you don’t know which mode will give you the best shooting results, or when a sudden photo opportunity pops up and you don’t have time to change settings, simply choose the iA (Intelligent Auto) Mode and let the camera do it all for you
Once the AF subject is selected by touch control, it continues to track the subject even if it moves until you press the shutter. When you’re taking images of active children, pets, sports scenes or subjects in a moving object, this function eliminates the need to press the shutter button halfway down repeatedly to readjust the focus
Venus Engine FHD features exceptionally advanced signal processing capabilities. By separating chromatic noise from luminance noise and applying the optimal noise reduction to each, you can capture clear and beautiful images even when shooting at high ISO sensitivity levels
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