Saturday, June 25, 2011 // Woot
The Day I Ran Out Of Ideas What can I say about this VoIP phone system? No really, someone give me an idea. It all started so innocently this morning, didn’t it, writer boy? You walked into your office, set down your morning bucket o’ cola and nutrient puck on a biscuit, and booted up […]
Friday, June 24, 2011 // Woot
Welcome back to The United States of Songs, where every week I try to find the perfect song to capture the spirit of a state. We’re moving alphabetically through the Union and picking only songs that have the state name in the title and celebrate the entire state, not just one awesome city or attraction. […]
Friday, June 24, 2011 // Woot
We’re in a golden age of culinary enthusiasm. Celebrity chefs appear on nearly every channel, people enthusiastically refer to themselves as “foodies,” and food even has its own cable network. America has suddenly taken a deeper interest in what we eat beyond, “Can I hold it one hand and eat while driving?” And like any […]
Friday, June 24, 2011 // Woot
Revolution is described as a prototype, but it’s very much worth playing. In this one, you’re a small glowing circle, and you’re trying to reach the big glowing circle nearby. Well, it isn’t always that easy. Revolution plays like a very basic Mario-style “jump about the world” game, except for one little difference. […]
Friday, June 24, 2011 // Woot
I was sick of seeing all those smug yuppies on television. I knew I needed a tablet, I just wasn’t sure why. I don’t know how I was getting along all these years with just a desktop, laptop, and smart phone, but thank goodness they invented tablet PCs. I’ll admit, I was skeptical at first […]
Thursday, June 23, 2011 // Woot
It’s a joke so old that it’s come full circle to be accepted truth: Hollywood loves recycling. Be it a reboot of a successful old movie franchise, a remake of an old television show, the same exact plot as some other movie, or, worst of all, the same actor playing an extremely similar character in […]
Thursday, June 23, 2011 // Woot
They Once Cried Too Yeah, be glad you stayed home, man. It was drama city at that party. Here, I took some photos. Yeah, that’s Judy, in her new dress, right when she got there. Turns out she had a plan or something. You know what they say about the right place at the right […]
Wednesday, June 22, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. CHIHUAHUA CITY, Mexico (UPI) — Mexico says a […]
Wednesday, June 22, 2011 // Woot
SCAN IT! SCAN IT ALL! Quickly, Marie! Grab all the files on the Henderson account you can carry and follow me! Now is not the time for questions, Marie. We’ve got fifteen minutes, maybe less, before the Feds march into this office and shut us down, maybe for good. But you can save us, Marie. […]
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 // Woot
I grew up in a small suburban town in Illinois; my graduating class was right around 100, and there were only a little over 400 kids total in the high school. One of those kids was a girl in my class named Tasha. She was one of the “hot” girls of my class, beautiful and […]
