Friday, July 1, 2011 // Woot
Is it a puzzle game or a fleet simulator? We’ll let you decide for yourself how to classify Solarmax. But however you sort it, we think you’ll agree it’s the perfect game for a long weekend. You’re commander of the blue fleet. The destiny of a people is in your hands. Click on […]
Friday, July 1, 2011 // Woot
You’re Supposed To Be The Nice Country Happy Canada Day, Canada! Now please, stop thinking we all hate you. It makes us very sad. Canada, we love you, we really really do. And it makes us sad when your citizens think otherwise. We see them visit our forums and say hurtful things, beating us like […]
Thursday, June 30, 2011 // Woot
As Long As It Can Still Play “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” When laptops are this cheap, why deal with the expense, effort, and bitter infighting of a real live marching band? As we all know, the Marching Saxons have played at every homecoming game since Westglade High was founded in 1924, except for a three-year stint during World […]
Wednesday, June 29, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. BREMERTON, Wash. (UPI) — Officials in a Washington […]
Wednesday, June 29, 2011 // Woot
Real Dudes’ Product Reviews We don’t know much about personal computing devices, but the Pocket eDGe makes a terrible shaving razor. “Hi, everybody, and welcome to another edition of Real Dudes’ Product Reviews. I’m your host Brad Knesslebach, and joining me as always is my co-host Shane. What up, Shane?” “Dude, what happened to your […]
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 // Woot
One Is The Loneliest Number That You’ll Ever Vacuum Yes, you only get one Dyson DC28 Animal. Two-for-Tuesday fans, we’re sorry. Clean-house fans, you’re welcome. The Dyson DC28 is not a social Animal, as you’ve noticed if you came here expecting our usual Two-For-Tuesday action. We’re not completely retiring the concept, but cut us some […]
Monday, June 27, 2011 // Woot
If you’re old enough, you’re grinning. If you’re not, today’s the day you learn about the late-night network answer to MTV, NBC’s Friday Night Videos. It’s hard to believe now, but back in the early 80s, there were people who just didn’t have cable TV. Even stranger, there were some cable companies who […]
Monday, June 27, 2011 // Woot
Breathe Deep, Dude Take a big puff. It’s cool. That HEPA 4-stage filtration is some primo stuff. “Are you sure this Sanyo Air Washer is what you want for your graduation present?” Totally, Mom. And I can take it with me to college in the fall. I’m, uh, really concerned about the air quality in […]
Monday, June 27, 2011 // Woot
It was this week in 1984 when the first PG-13-rated film came out. The picture was RED DAWN, and the rating was a way for the MPAA to say “a lot of people get shot full of holes in this movie for kids.” More showbiz news: Llike a dog that eats its own vomit only […]
Sunday, June 26, 2011 // Woot
So I’m thinking of getting on board for this freedom fighting thing. The PC is black, but your hat can be white or gray. Or tin foil. These are crazy times, man. The haves are using their influence to keep the have-nots down. The government is just a pawn of the ultra-rich and we’re losing […]
