Friday, May 6, 2011 // Woot
Drillin’ It To The Streets You wouldn’t believe how much more attention you get when you carry a drill with you everywhere you go. WZZZHH WZZZHH! Don’t fall asleep on the #41 bus unless you want an earful of my Hitachi Cordless Drill’s 2-speed, 400 in-lbs motor. KERRASH! Ha ha, I knew it would be […]
Thursday, May 5, 2011 // Woot
You’re going to wish you had one of these today. It’s Cinco de Mayo, and you’re going to need video evidence of your whereabouts. It’s that time of year again, time for the one holiday celebrated in America that can rival St. Patrick’s Day in terms of “flimsiest excuse to binge drink:” Cinco de Mayo! […]
Wednesday, May 4, 2011 // Woot
Yeah yeah yeah, it’s May the Fourth the most wretched of unofficial “geek culture” holidays in which thousands of slack-jawed geek hipsters take to the internet to loudly proclaim “MAY THE 4TH BE WITH U LOL!” from their Twitters and Facebook statuses. It’s a day everyone can admit their nerdiness and their unabashed love for […]
Wednesday, May 4, 2011 // Woot
Keeps your hot files hot and your cool files cool! You know who would be perfect to pitch this? A young, pre-receding-hairline Jason Alexander. Hey! You say you’re gettin’ tired of tablet computer and e-readers that don’t quite make it? Try the Pocket eDGe Dualbook Android Tablet from Entourage! (Wait, from what? That’s pretty cool. […]
Tuesday, May 3, 2011 // Woot
You’re Gonna Spend $ 20 A Month On Tuxedos Anyway Oh, don’t worry about that wine you spilled on me. I can wring it right out of my ShamWow! tuxedo. I used to be just like you. Always worried about spilling something on my little outfits. My world was a perilous obstacle course of dripping […]
Monday, May 2, 2011 // Woot
Plenty of people hop on Twitter to talk about what they think is interesting. Usually, it’s only of interest to them, or maybe a few select friends. And then there’s Sohaib Athar. He’s the guy who… well… That’s right, by virtue of being a night owl, Sohaib was an accidental eyewitness to the capture […]
Monday, May 2, 2011 // Woot
Recently our friend and co-worker Josh confronted a terrible dilemma. With a freshly-purchased tray of nachos in hand, he saw his bus approaching his stop, two blocks away. Should he drop his nachos and run for it, or hang on to them and miss the last ride home for another hour? That’s some kind of […]
Sunday, May 1, 2011 // Woot
Don’t Call It A Room-back Roomba? Roomba, is that you? Wow, it’s been a while, huh? Gee, how long has it been? Seems like forever. Well, you look great. I mean, really great. Are you doing something new with your counter rotating Bristle and Beater brushes? What about your sidebrush that cleans corners? Huh. I […]
Saturday, April 30, 2011 // Woot
It’s a time-honored tradition in human history: melodic tributes to where you’re from, why it’s so great, and why everywhere else sucks. Back in the old days it manifested as thunderous war cries of feuding nations; it slowly evolved into more regal, dignified calls signifying royalty and then ponderous, sleep-inducing national anthems. From there the […]
Saturday, April 30, 2011 // Woot
When The Family’s Away The wife and kids are gone for the weekend? Time to call up some friends, crank up the tunes, and party! Hey, Chris? Yeah, it’s Pauly! How are you doin’, man? Or here’s a better question: what are you doing this weekend? See, Sue decided to visit her mom and take […]
