Gunnar Midnight Computer/Gaming Eyewear
Tuesday, March 19, 2013 // Woot
In the box: Gunnar Optiks Midnight Advanced Computer/Gaming Eyewear Woot
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The Rock Tabletop Tripod
Tuesday, March 19, 2013 // Woot
Features: Level, Quick Release, Geared Elevator Dimensions: 8.375″ x 8.375″ x 10.5″ Weight: 1.3 lbs In the box: Carson Optical TP-100 The Rock Junior Tabletop Tripod Woot
Klipsch Image E1 In-Ear Headphones
Monday, March 18, 2013 // Woot
Use these: to gently massage your ear canals – where you carry much of your daily stress. Don’t use these: to listen to “This American Life.” Ira Glass’s voice should never be reproduced with such clarity. Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: using them as fishing bobbers. Unless you […]
Titleist Pro V1 or V1x Golf Balls-12pk
Monday, March 18, 2013 // Woot
Use these: because they play like brand-new balls, they look like brand-new balls, and they don’t cost anything near what brand-new balls cost. Don’t use these: to play tennis. Not only are they awful tennis balls, you’ll be lucky if an eye is all you lose. If this were a character in a sitcom, its […]
Candy Basket Eastersplosion
Monday, March 18, 2013 // Woot
Jesus said, “It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” Do you have excess funds preventing you from salvation? Spend it all on candy! That’s right, folks: The surest way to guarantee an “OK” from ol’ St. […]
Moon Shoes
Monday, March 18, 2013 // Woot
Shhh. Shhhhh. Close your eyes. Find that quiet and still place within yourself. There is nothing but darkness and peace. Deep breath. Calm. Caaaaaalm. What is it you want most in life? Oh, um … what else? Oh, really? Well, what’s right after that? Look, let’s just skip to whatever number it is where you […]
Motorola 8.2″ 16GB Xyboard Tablet
Monday, March 18, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to do everything you do with an Android tablet AND do it with a Bluetooth keyboard. Don’t use this: as a body-building weight. A can of green beans would be heavier. If you owned this, people would say: “OK, jeez, sorry, your ‘XYBOARD.’ I’ll make sure I never call it an iPad ever […]
Rise of the Samurai Bot
Monday, March 18, 2013 // Woot
Of course, everyone remembers the 1993 film, Rise of the Samurai Bot. It was one of the most influential sci-fi martial arts musicals of all time. But what many of you youngsters might not remember is the mass hysteria surrounding it. It inspired countless television and film spinoffs, not to mention sponsored products. For example: […]
Pavi Napa Valley Dolcetto (4)
Monday, March 18, 2013 // Woot
Well look at you, Mr. Fancy Pants, with your fancy pants wine with its fancy pants lush, medium/full-body. And how about that fancy pants name? DOLE-CHET-O. What is that? Spanish? Romanian? OH, it’s actually one of Northern Italy’s most popular wines? Well how fancy. OH! And it was aged in a fancy pants FRENCH oak […]
Dyson DC35 Handheld Vacuum-Red
Monday, March 18, 2013 // Woot
Easter’s coming, and that means it’s time to prepare a basket of goodies for your kids. Well, before you head to the store and snag all the chocolate eggs and jelly beans, we’ve got a little basket-stuffer we think you should consider: A Dyson DC35 Handheld Vacuum! Put one of these vacuums in your child’s […]