Friday, March 15, 2013 // Woot
We know the necessities in life: food, water, sleep, friends, family, and lobster. So when money’s tight, and you need to save some cash, we wouldn’t want you to have to cut back on any of those things, especially lobster. So here’s a way to save money while still being able to afford eating lobster: […]
Friday, March 15, 2013 // Woot
You see it, right? That weird brown stain on the shopping cart seat? You don’t want to put your purse on it, you barely even want to put your bag of kitty litter on it. What is it? Is it alive? Is it GROWING? If you were alone, you’d fold it up and put everything […]
Friday, March 15, 2013 // Woot
Some people use readymade pie crusts. Some people make their own. And some people – well, OK, right now it’s just me, but I bet I win some converts out there today – use an HP 17.3″ Dual-Core Laptop! For my money, no other crust gives you the firmness, the strength, the 8GB DDR3 memory […]
Friday, March 15, 2013 // Woot
Remember when you were a kid and you were told that an atom was the smallest particle (the original definition of “atom” was something that could not be divided any further)? Then you learned that atoms were made up of even smaller bits called protons, electrons, and neutrons. Then you learned that even THOSE were […]
Friday, March 15, 2013 // Woot
“Hi Susan, thanks for coming by. Can I get you some tea?” “Sure. Are we going to clutch them between our hands and have a sincere middle-aged woman conversation?” “We sure are. Do you take honey?” “No thanks. And herbal tea, please. It’s after noon.” “Here you go. I wanted to ask you if you’re […]
Friday, March 15, 2013 // Woot
Everybody just kinda goes along with the whole “you can’t buy happiness” thing. We like to think it reveals some fundamental truth about the human condition, tells a reassuring story about the intrinsic value of the human spirit. Turns out we just think that because most of us don’t own VIZIO 50″ HDTVs. We know: […]
Thursday, March 14, 2013 // Woot
“Yes, Mr. Herrera?” “Uhh, hello? Is this Federal Parcel Shipping?” “No, Mr. Herrera. No, it isn’t.” “Who is this? How do you know my name?” “That isn’t all we know, Mr. Herrera. We also know that you were trying to call to check on the delivery of your Ooma Telo VoIP Phone System.” “Yeah, that’s […]
Thursday, March 14, 2013 // Woot
Use these: to hit the ball far, somewhat far, or not at all far (depending on circumstances). Don’t use these: if you’re left-handed or no-handed (an overlooked group). The one feature we wish this product had: easier unwrap-from-tree-trunk functionality. At a karaoke bar, this product sings: Club step (wub-wub-wub-club-club-club) The SNL episode hosted by this […]
Thursday, March 14, 2013 // Woot
Use these: for their sexy interpupillary distance range (57-76!) Is it getting steamy in here? Don’t use these: to follow a complex, unfolding murder plot across the courtyard from your apartment. The one feature we wish this product had: digital hand-jitteriness correction. DON’T TELL US TO DRINK LESS COFFEE! This product grants its owner: the […]
Thursday, March 14, 2013 // Woot
It wasn’t Derrick’s fault that fans were always attacking him. It was his natural musk. It was like fan pheromones. He couldn’t walk into a room with a fan without it shedding its cage and descending upon him, blades whirling. They didn’t mean to attack him. It was a display of affection, really. Still, it […]
