Wednesday, February 27, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to remind your legs who’s boss. Don’t use this: as a chaise lounge. Some skeptics wonder: if our legs will eventually grow so dependent on treadmills that they stop working on their own. If this was a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: “Let’s make like a tree and RUNNNN!” (It’s […]
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 // Woot
“Tim,” said the CEO. “Is that a three-piece puzzle set on your desk? With bugs? Or robots? And you’re showing it off at WORK? Come with me, Tim. I’m giving you a promotion.” Or at least, that’s what WOULD happen, Ella thought, if her father would ever take the P’Kolino 3 Puzzle Sets she kept […]
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 // Woot
Sure, he hasn’t worked a day in over two years, he’ll watch infomercials for hours if the remote is across the room and he often snacks on leftover beard crumbs because the fridge is, like, SO far away. But that’s just because he’s choosy about how he expends his energy. You might look upon this […]
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 // Woot
Young Avery Lynn looked upon the massive tent and tunnel structure with eyes of wonder. She marveled at the eight separate structures with five tunnels and over 30 feet of non-stop playtime. “Mommy! Look!” she said with sheer delight. “Avery, honey, what has mommy said about pointing? It’s not nice to point at people, remember?” […]
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 // Woot
You guys are going to need this thing for the big snow storm coming. You know, the one the news guys are calling the Snowpocalypse. And then you can use it for the storm after that, The Big Snow Down at Piled High Noon. It’ll also help you clear your steps after Snowone Gets Out […]
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 // Woot
I can’t believe I sat through 97 minutes for that. Sure, most of it was pretty entertaining, but that ending! I mean, that’s it? “Another castle”? No explanation of why they got it wrong, or why they didn’t go to the right castle in the first place. Just “another castle”. They should’ve just been honest […]
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 // Woot
C’mon, when you’re drinking with your buddy and you want to yell out things like SEE YOU IN VALHALLA and ON THE MORROW WE DINE IN STO’VO’KOR you do NOT want to be drinking PBR. And that, dear friends, is why the world invented mead. Mead is so good it even took over the name […]
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 // Woot
They call me Scarplates. I came here an immigrant, and I carved my cooking empire with my own two hands. And passion. And 14 pieces of non-stick cookware. This one here is my 8″ skillet, it’s been with me since the start. It’s my little friend. Say hello to my little friend, eh? I remember […]
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 // Woot
I refuse to fall into the trap of monovideogamy. My Blu-ray desires are too wild, too untamed, to ever be satisfied by just one player. Sometimes I might be in the mood for posting social media updates directly from the Sony BDP-S185 about the Blu-ray adventures we’ve shared together. Other moments might find me aroused […]
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 // Woot
Use this: for its intended purpose of cutting things. Don’t use this: as a drinking straw. Its performance would be poor and the risk of mouth injury is high. Benjamin Franklin said of this: “They who can give up essential heat-treated high-carbon Japanese AUS 8A steel to obtain a little temporary shearing potential deserve neither […]
