Thursday, February 28, 2013 // Woot
Use these: to protect your feets from all the waters. Well, most of the waters. Don’t use these: for Parkour. In fact, don’t use anything (including your body) for Parkour. Find another hobby. Archie Tinker, rodeo cowboy, describes how to best wrangle this product: “If’n ya want to tame the wild Columbia, ya best have […]
Thursday, February 28, 2013 // Woot
Chairman of the Totally Bamboo Cutting Board: A 15″ Butcher’s Block stumbles into a high-stakes meeting while just trying to deliver a meat sandwich. Through a mistaken identity, he’s assumed to be an executive pitching a new marketing campaign- and gets promoted! Now the hottest new CEO in NYC has to steer his way through […]
Thursday, February 28, 2013 // Woot
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! The Council Of Dragons is now called to order! Today we stand before young Vandlebarg, accused of a crime most foul: fraternization with humanity! Booo! For shame! Silence! Silence in the court! Bailiff Thurgundrang, bring forth the evidence. Bring forth that accursed Razor Ultra Pro Scooter. Young Vandlebarg, do you recognize this […]
Thursday, February 28, 2013 // Woot
February 28, 2013 Daily Toshibascope: Camileo Your recordings may be uncharacteristically dark today. But then you’ll remember to turn on your backside illuminated sensor (tee hee), and your low-light recording performance will be much improved. A dramatic dance between romance and razor-sharp 16MP interpolated still shots will at first transport you to an emotional fantasyland, […]
Thursday, February 28, 2013 // Woot
Wait! NO! Look away! Pay no attention to the man behind that Shirt.Woot curtain. I’m am the great wizard of Shirt.Woot! Oh…oh dear. Yes, I’m afraid I’m exposed. You see now that it’s not so complicated and scary choosing Shirt.Woot shirts. I just pick the one with the most cats on it. BUT BEWAAARE THE […]
Thursday, February 28, 2013 // Woot
You know what? I’m tired of this whole, “Why can’t I just find a nice guy and settle down already?” You’re not foolin’ anyone, ladies. You say you want a nice guy, but you don’t want a nice guy. You want a guy with hair and a nice car and an ample supply of dried […]
Thursday, February 28, 2013 // Woot
Come on in, guys! We’re just about to watch the Common Year ball drop, live from Newsday Square in Staten Island. Gather ’round our new Samsung 1080p 3D TV and we’ll all count it in together. At our house, celebrating Common Year is a cherished yearly tradition. Well, three out of every four years. First, […]
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 // Woot
Use this: while tied firmly to a heavy piece of furniture, lest its 1080p resolution lure you into a world of fantasy more real than life itself. Don’t use this: as a platter for serving 42″ or 46″ party subs. Vinegar eats right through pixels. Left to its own devices, this: would watch nothing but […]
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 // Woot
Sorry, we can’t sell you a magically wise black caddy to carry your golf clubs. But we can sell you a magically useful black bag. Just don’t expect it to be your pal. The Banger by Oakley is the strong, silent type. Stable stand, six-way club divider, storage space for your shoes and umbrella, and […]
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 // Woot
When you think cast iron, you think a dark, cruel, heavy pan just glaring at you from the shadows. Maybe, if you watched enough Looney Tunes, you even think of someone’s angry grandmother using it as a weapon. So it could possibly surprise you to learn that cast iron … doesn’t always have to come […]
