Friday, February 22, 2013 // Woot
In case you haven’t done the math, here it is: someone who is old enough to drink right now was born on or before this date in- 1992. That means they were pre-teen when they watched Lord of the Rings, and they essentially grew up steeped in Harry Potter. Is it any wonder that “nerd […]
Friday, February 22, 2013 // Woot
Make a list of what you want in life. #1 might be sound quality, #2 might be Internet radio, #3 might be a way to listen to your iPod through a front-side USB port, and maybe #4 is six HDMI ports and a way to hear TV audio through a receiver. Or maybe we got […]
Thursday, February 21, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to keep your feet warm, dry, and comfortable, no matter how cold or unforgiving your surroundings. Don’t use this: if you prefer cold, wired, sore feet. The only way to make this better would be: if it had little lights in the soles that flashed with every step. Why should little kids have […]
Thursday, February 21, 2013 // Woot
You don’t have to kid yourself. The Canon MG3120 knows the score. Love doesn’t last forever. Neither do printers. And that’s OK. Sure, right now, you stare into those 4800 x 1200 dpi color prints and you can’t imagine ever printing with someone else. You stumble around all day in a daze, dreaming about those […]
Thursday, February 21, 2013 // Woot
Use these: because all the good birds are always far away. Don’t use these: backwards to see into your own eyeballs. They don’t work that way. If these were a character in a sitcom, their catchphrase would be: “Are YOU lookin’ at me?!” Left to their own devices, these: would zoom in on 1,000 thread […]
Thursday, February 21, 2013 // Woot
When our bottom line starts to suffer on Sellout.Woot, we always turn to our favorite cash cow: Water. You see, all humans need water to live, so water accessories are the ultimate recession-proof industry. So go ahead and gobble up all our little pink bottles, you water-fiends. Yes, yes, that’s right. It’s time for your […]
Thursday, February 21, 2013 // Woot
It’s not too hard to figure out that the Lock & Lock 24 piece Storage Set has tons of different uses. What is hard is figuring out which uses are correct, and which uses are incorrect. Of course, it’s not our place to judge what you do with your Lock & Lock 24 piece Storage […]
Thursday, February 21, 2013 // Woot
Do any of you remember what it was to be a child in the early 1970s? Some of you do, perhaps, and some of you don’t. And yes, it was a magical time, full of deadly playground equipment and cars without seat belts and well-meaning grandparents who survived World War II and only wanted to […]
Thursday, February 21, 2013 // Woot
“Father,” said the young Lady Salad Fork with stern-yet-laughing eyes, “Surely we could leave Dishwasher Abbey in the care of the teaspoons for a time?” The stern-yet-kind Lady Dinner Fork, matron of Dishwasher Abbey, scoffed. “Leave Dishwasher? Oh! Never have I heard such a thing!” “Mama is right, little one.” Lord Dinner Knife stood by […]
Thursday, February 21, 2013 // Woot
Listen, we need to be very, very quiet about this so that word doesn’t get out, but remember when laser pointers were really big? SHHHHHH! Don’t say that word too loud. It’s been years now since movies, lectures, and other public events were infected with the scourge of laser pointers, and if today’s 14-year-old boys […]
