Patagonia Tin Shed Men’s Boots

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Use this: to keep your feet warm, dry, and comfortable, no matter how cold or unforgiving your surroundings.

Don’t use this: if you prefer cold, wired, sore feet.

The only way to make this better would be: if it had little lights in the soles that flashed with every step. Why should little kids have all the fun?

In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: force its wearer to dance until he collapses.

The SNL episode hosted by this product features a sketch in which: misunderstanding of the term “big bootie” at a hip-hop recording session leads to an unexpected turn of events.

Rejected names for this product include: Cardboard Lean-To; Iron Sieve; LeakyMaxx; Some Plastic Sheeting Strung Between Two Bushes; Tin Shed If Tin Sheds Were Much More Solidly Made; etc.

Weight: 1lb. 10 oz.
Tin Shed 6 Shaft height: 4.7″ (top of heel to top of boot)
Tin Shed 8 Shaft height: 6.5″ (top of heel to top of boot)
Heel height: 1.2″ (Italian way: heel axis, about middle of heel at top, to bottom of sole)
Country of Origin: China

In the box:

(1 Pair) Patagonia T51481 Men’s Tin Shed 6 AC Boots

-or-

(1 Pair) Patagonia T51261 Men’s Tin Shed 8 Waterproof Boots

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